King Billy

I bet Mrs Merkel peels off lovely. Like a Teutonic Ann Widdecombe. Phwoaaar!!!! Varadkar must be slipping her one, the jammy cunt.

Erroreptile404 Street?

Don’t worry, Billy won’t hurt you⛏

They should put the Salvation Army back out on the streets. Tambourine Regiment or Special Triangle Squadron. Why is there no Salvation Air Force or Navy?

I’d put at least 10 johnnies on my head before kissing the cunts ring. That’s for sure

Can you make out the rear badge on that poster on your bedroom wall?. You must have the top bunk. Your big brother must reek of piss every morning.

Yeh that’s right mate I had a R33 ten years ago. You’ve probably got half of it now, pop riveted to half a Mk. 3 Escort 1.3

The Catholic Herald?

How do you find the 1982 Datsun Bluebird.? I bet all the other drivers on your office are well jell Abdul

Did your uncle win them on Bullseye?

Is that a massive ferret down the front of your corduroy pants or are you just pleased to see me?

Eyy upp lad it’s a giant licorice allsort.

He’s definitely a cab driver in one of those shitholes. He obviously lives in another place in case he gets recognised by parents or social workers of the poor helpless individuals him and his gang help out with free booze and fags etc etc etc

Tomorrow’s school lunch for the bairns

The final solution

Not sure, but if you have a drive around Bradford, Rochdale,Rotherham,Skipton, Leeds, Keighley or just pull back the corrugated iron and look out your window you should get a pretty good update Abdul. Sorry to hear about your impending death. (Sorry it’s taking so long)

My uncle married a girl from Leeds when I was a kid and moved up there. My mum told everyone he had been killed in a car crash

If I was a rich man $$$$€€€

It’s not really an extension though. 100 years ago down south they were all the rage for the nouveau riche. Outside toilets I believe they came to be known as.

Silicone Valley Keighley. You won’t find a cheaper pair of secondhand tits this side of Watford Gap

At the 5 star Hindleys luxury campsite on Ilkley Moor

Nuclear war?

It can’t be proved

I fucked a cheeky girl and got 18 months for breaking her jaw

The paddies. They’ve got previous for that sort of thing