Frank it’s almost Christmas again and Ive been thinking that maybe you and I could put all your past nonsense behind us. How does the idea of you running one of my Christmas tree sites for me sound? You can have your pick of Palmers Green or Whetstone, and unlimited use of a 2010 Transit after work until the New Year. Don’t dismiss this offer out of hand in a fit of your usual hissiness, as I’m genuinely reaching out to you, in the belief that with my help you might still be able to one day regain some tiny fragment of self respect and sense of dignity. Let me know ASAP as I’ve got quite a few other basket cases who’ve expressed an interest in the gig.