King Billy

Fucking minnows, what are they like eh?

Philip Schofields cleaner?

No mail in ballots and definitely not Dominion voting machines?

It’s a relatively recent phenomenon Eric, which broadly speaking covers anything whatsoever which leftie snowflakes decide has upset them or caused them to be upset or offended, or caused said upset or offence to a third party who may not even have seen or heard the offending behaviour but reserves the absolute right to be offended or upset on someone else who’s not actually upset or offended’s behalf. We’re fucked Eric. We can’t fight this shit anymore.

Half of two.

Now you’ve gone and ruined everything. I’m glad you haven’t killed yourself though as that’s still something to look forward to.

Reported for micro-agressions.

I’ve only ever been truly happy 3 times in my life. And it’s probably just coincidental that all 3 times were the same days that I left my 3 previous wives. As for Cameron, it doesn’t bear thinking about what the pigs head he’s kept in the freezer for a special occasion will be subjected to tonight when he gets home and the celebration threesome with Sam-Cam and Miss Porky gets into full swing. Ive had a tip off from one of my very reliable sources that Klaus Schwab will be named as deputy PM and Bill Gates as vaccine minister tomorrow. Rashid Sanuk has apparently told a cabinet source of mine that Jimmy Saville has until midnight to reply to his offer to be children’s minister.

Did you notice she called you and Raas ‘the minnows’ when she ‘dealt with’ you earlier DC? Leaving me to be ‘dealt with’ last which must make me a big fish, even though she immediately went on to call me a ‘low-rent commentator who’s never got anything right’. Imagine what an alpha predator I’d be in the shark tank in the unlikely scenario that I did one day actually get something right? She truly is something special tbh.

Have to agree with everything you’ve said here. However please still feel free to kill yourself.

This would rank as one of your most boring posts ever (which takes some fucking doing), if any of it was true (which it obviously isn’t). Fuck off.

She’s fucking priceless DC. I just hope she doesn’t ever realise how much laughter she brings to this place, as she’d hate that and shut up.

The Donald is good. Period.

She doesn’t have the time for all that DC. Don’t you remember she told us so? Lol.

Something big is ‘twitching’ in your Y-fronts you bearded old freak in a skirt. Kill yourself.

Another rattled response luv. ‘Low rent’ seems to be your current hilarious buzz phrase so I guess it won’t be long till you start yelling ‘I’m considerably richer than yeow!’ Do yourself a favour luv and take another break. I’m sure you’ve been bombarded with requests to sort out the Gaza and Ukraine conflicts. The corner can struggle on for a few weeks without you while you’re saving the world. You might even be able to add a ‘Netanyahu’ to your jizz spattered collection of ‘pension fund’ dresses. Stay sticky😘

Your pension is looking juicier with every spunkstained dress that you hang up in your wardrobe. Stay sticky Monica.😘

I’ve allowed a few black birds to lick my arse. That’s all I can contribute to this topic at present.

Loitering in the golf club toilets after dark was never going to end well Ape tbf.

Fucking spastic.

Which knee do you want blown off first? 🇬🇧REMEMBER 1690🇬🇧

If not he’ll win when he gets out in 378 years. 🇱🇷TRUMP 2402🇱🇷 MAGA🇱🇷

That’s hardly likely to happen. They’re not cunts down at the Albert Hall ffs. They’ve still got one of Hitlers balls in the safe since the war you know.

‘Way to go Decs. You da man!’

Depends which foot you kick with.