There’s no need for me to answer this question Ape as you’ve quite obviously taken the time out, laid back, closed your eyes and pictured the scenario down to the last homo erotic detail .
Full marks for imagination though and I don’t doubt that you were wearing one of your stockpile of ‘I saved Granny and all I got was this lousy mask’ Covid 19 (lol) face nappies, incase of a sticky accident, I’m guessing around about the time when The Donald’s ‘absurd strip of hair blows up’, revealing his magnificent naked balding head.
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