Of course Drew. PM me and I’ll link you up with my man in Budapest, who’ll fit you up with a set of gnashers that three two litre bottles of White Lightning every night won’t even stain, never mind need the attention of a dentist (assuming you know what a dentist is). And even better than that, you’ll never again need to crawl around on the floor of your luxury bungalow, in a sea of your own vomit, desperately looking for a bottle opener, as you’ll be able to simply bite the top off whatever your chosen tipple happens to be.
No need to thank me.