I can see the headline in the Daily Sport already.
ROLLED UP GUARDIAN FOUND IN KING BILLYS ARSE.
No sign of WW2 bomber or double decker bus yet.
Other News Frank still a slaphead, insect limbed pretend Greek faggot.
Come on Ed? As a well mannered gentleman, are you saying you’ve never plunged the big bamboo into her, glanced down and suddenly realised what a fucking abomination she is and thought, let’s get this over and done with ASAP (before she starts fucking talking and you lose the will to live).
I find all this extremely worrying, so I will be hurrying off to my ‘safe space’ immediately until the danger has passed. I will be wearing several masks and scouring the Guardian constantly for the latest orders.
He’s not trans, lesbian, gay, bisexual, non binary, or queer+ so he’s obviously a fascist, Nazi, KKK, white supremacist Trump supporter who’s ‘blacked up’ to increase rice sales. These lefties aren’t stupid. “Come on man”
Lewis Hamilton is a whinging black cunt, Jackie Stewart is an old whinging Scottish cunt, Eddie Jordan is a little whinging Irish cunt and David Coulthard is another little Jock cunt but with a head like a shoe box and tight skinny white jeans which only a rent boy would wear. F1 my arse. I’d rather watch Channel 4 news with a rolled up copy of the Guardian up my arse.
If you’re still lurking around here in December I’m going to find you and ram one of my finest Christmas trees right up your festering arsehole so no one can ever be in any doubt again what a pathetic little fairy you are.
Have a like Eric even though it won’t show up added to your collection next to your name. I guess that’s just progress in the 21st century. If only I was a bit cleverer I’d be able to understand things a bit more. I never realised how thick I was till Roops kindly pointed it out to me every time she replied to me, and then Frank confirmed it multiple times just in case I wasn’t convinced.
You Guys!