King Billy

Possibly not his real name if you asked me.

Is that your diagnosis Dr. Hugecock? I reserve the right to seek a second opinion from someone who’s not a blind, childless, urine soaked, freak of nature, whose only qualifications are a biscuit tin full of British Rail train tickets from the 1950s and a mail order COCKS r US catalogue with a bookmark in the XXXXXLARGE section.

You want me to come round tonight and jab you with my big booster, don’t you? All you have to do is beg a little and ill do you a favour, as long as you’re triple masked up. I wouldn’t want to have to listen to your incessant fucking talking when I’m helping you out.

That makes sense Panz, as the Catholic Church were renowned the world over at the time, for their compassion and gentle loving humanity towards non believers, (Until the missionary priest got a fleeting glimpse of a dusky arsehole, and suddenly Gods work veered off in a rather different, and much more painful direction for the heathen sinner).

‘Can I have some more please?’

According to data released by the Office for National Statistics last week, 30,305 people died within 21 days of having a ‘lifesaving’ Covid 19 vaccine, just in England during the first 6 months of 2021. ‘Booster jab anyone?’ Bring your kids along too. Make it a fun day out for all the family (while they’re still alive).

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Maybe, but there’s only so many jokes you can make about his fake Velcro Vagina before some wag shouts …. ‘What about his massive dick?

Said Andrew to Jeffrey as they boarded the Lolita Express.

Sounds like a job for the Large Hardon Collider.

Reported for trampism.

I’m sending you a PM of my dinner in the toilet (most of it). Cheers.

Torpedo fondler, Panzy not Scotty.

Panz is fucking fuming because he inherited a warehouse full of WW2 Uboat parts from his uncle Helmut von Schafft down in Cork, all suitable for the ‘state of the art’ tractor diesel powered, fleet of subs the Frogs were about to sell to the Aussies. This AUKUS treachery has scuppered his big shot plans and made him look a right cunt, which he’s always looked like anyway. Be kind to him. His dreams are in tatters. Like his clothes, coincidentally.

I’ve seen two of these cunts spokespersons interviewed this week. The first admitted that they owned a diesel car and the second tosser, Oliver somecunt or other, admitted that his ‘nice’ house had single glazing, central heating and no secondary insulation that he was aware of. When asked why he didn’t pay for these things to be put right, he said with a straight face that it was the governments responsibility to do it.

Totally agree. The only thing about her which doesn’t make feel nauseous, is the fact that she’s not French.

Like a Toyota Prius ringer, built from stolen parts, in a lock up somewhere in Tonga, by 25 stone natives who’d never seen a car before.

Whoever it is it had me seriously perturbed last night. I couldn’t drop off to sleep for well over 3 minutes, thinking about the verbal attack it had launched at me without warning. I’d probably have shit my pants if I hadn’t been wearing the misusses thong.

Just deleted some PMs. That should sort it. I guess I’ll get some more ridicule from YKW for being a thicko and not knowing to make room.

First I’ve heard of it Gypps. I would normally ask you know who, but I doubt I’d get an honest answer, or even understand it if I did, being a thicko and all that. Just one of the consequences of being a tinfoil hat loving conspiracy theorist (whatever that means). Far too highbrow for a dunce like me to fathom.

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Don’t be a bellend.

Two posts in and your consistency is remarkable.

Brilliant. Keep up the good work. This time next week you’ll be sucking Franks cock and Pen will be giving you likes. Fuck off.

Good to see the tradies showing some bollocks and giving their gutless trade Union a bit of stick today SC. The spineless cunts taking the dues and then throwing them under the bus isn’t going to end well for the Union. I couldn’t help noticing the way the fucking scum cunts Vic Police were a lot less confrontational towards the construction workers than the anti lockdown protestors. The bully boy cunts didn’t fancy getting their fucking cunts kicked in I guess.