King Billy

Rainbow coloured and riding on unicorns.

I went out with a bird from Whitby years ago. I went there once with her. Beautiful place and she had nice tits too. She looked like Morticia Adams, nothing at all like Frankensteins monster luckily.

Rylan the smurf.

Just reading this is making funny things happen in my underpants (at the front).

Yes DC. One of my favourite ski resorts in the entire South Pacific.

Nothing probably. She could never have dreamed she’d be where she is today. The all powerful and tyrannical moderator on Cunts Corner. Ruling over the thickos and misfits with her iron fist and massive brain. In a hundred years time some angry revisionist students might spray paint some obscenities on her statue, topple it and chuck it in the River Severn. That’s the best I can hope for.

I’ve been worried about that too Eric. Especially since I found out yesterday that clever people can now use 5G or blueteeth to make stupid people go unconscious and do shagging with a remote control on them. That’s 100% true btw. It’s on the interweb somewhere.

Thank God for the BBC. The totally impartial and non political publicly funded state broadcaster interviewed some residents of Linton on Ouse, the small rural N Yorkshire village with a population of around 500, who will next week see that number quadruple overnight. 1500 ‘peaceful’ young males freshly arrived by dinghy from wartorn Northern France with nothing to their name but an IPhone 13 and the latest designer outfits they fled the Normandy front line in. The residents have been protesting about this imminent infestation of their hitherto sleepy, crime free, traditional English village which has been imposed on them without any prior consultation at all. Anyway the BBC for their national news slot somehow found 4 people to talk to. One of them said that they had heard there were a few villagers with some concerns. The other 3 were strangely only concerned about the prospect of ‘far right’ groups turning up and causing trouble. N Yorkshire Police have reassured the villagers that there will be 24 hour police attendance in the village going forward. One resident commented that she hadn’t seen a police officer in the village for 10 years or more. The police have also advised young local women not to go out wearing short skirts or other revealing clothing for their own safety. Who said Britain would never be great again?

I don’t think she likes me Eric. Do you think it’s something I’ve said?

This is more like it ProfB. I lost a 75” TV the same way in Harrods recently. I felt such a fool as the hole looked no bigger than about 6’3” wide when I chose the trolley on the way in.

I don’t think Sothebys know this.

It really tunes me on when you talk dirty to me.

Tell him about the time you repaired your own fridge. If that doesn’t put him in his place, I doubt anything will.

I recommend you try a lethal injection. That should do the trick.

Measured against all your other (self professed) achievements, how would you rate your current position as Cunts Corner head of fact checking? Mrs Roops the original self licking ice cream. 🍦😛

OK. As soon as the MSM are done scaring the Covid 19 addicts with the Monkeypox 22 virus bullshit, the fearmongering will ramp up a couple of levels to heights never thought possible except by the Roopsfuhrer, Dr. Hillary and a few other assorted goofballs. Extra terrestrials will officially soon be the No.1 threat to humanity. The US last week admitting for the first time that UFOs are real. So from now on the puppets who govern the world can blame whatever they want on bug eyed purple cunts with 3 fingers and tax you all and restrict your freedoms accordingly. Remember who told you all first.👽

Reported for inter member acrimony and homophobic misinformation. Kill yourself Mr. Bellend.

The thought of it has made me seriously consider turning vegan.

Replied the trouser snake.

Archimedes principle Decs. Pen wrestles his enormous appendage into a 3/4 full bath and the entire planet is instantly engulfed in an existential flood.

I can’t imagine how much more fucking loopy Lou batshit crazy she’d go if she found something that interested her Fends. Frightening.

Ooh Betty!

Dongmestos

A 45 gallon drumfull might just be enough.

He’s a trainee estate agent from the poor part of Cheshire. He’s never been to church or played golf in his life. He does bum African men for money though and probably eats bushmeat too.