King Billy

Dropped his Yfronts into a big pool of jizz more likely.

I live in Hertfordshire you council tenant misfit.

CC Post of the year Frank. If this comeback doesn’t cement your place as the best ever on here then what the fuck will? Maybe a Rocky video?

I loved the bit when the black people started dancing and singing some sort of prayer, and a couple of the female ones were actually twerking. No doubt that’s the only clip that BBC, ITN, Sky News etc will show for the next 50 years.

I know Stubbers. It’s the old Best/Gascoigne/Higgins/Hunt/Reed etc. etc. syndrome probably, although they were all good at their game before they caught it.

Frank was five rows behind Prince Harry, next to Sam Smith, Alan Carr and David Lammy.

The glory days.

Fuck off.

Roops doesn’t ‘think’. She ‘knows’.

‘Bud Lite’ and 2 biodegradable straws please. Oh and where are your non binary toilets? My husband is menstruating rather heavily (from his arse).’

You are David Starkey and I claim my lifetime supply of Royal Navy fisting butter.

Rattled.

🎶Rule Ireland. Ireland rules the waves. Britain will never ever be the same again.🎶 ‘’Come on now Mick. Stop that fucking singing. You’ve shit your pants again and been sick all down the front of your tank top. it’s time to go home now.’

Good to see Michelle O’Neill, Maskey and Higgins attending the coronation today Panzyboy. I hope they enjoyed being given the VIP treatment in the company of everyone they’ve made a career of pretending to despise (but secretly admiring). Lol.

Shouldn’t have looked up while he was emptying both balls in your gob should you?

I was going to suggest you read it and think about the implications of your government legislating what you may and may not have an opinion on, but I now realise that that won’t actually affect you, having felt the need to ask the question. As you were Dumbo.

Bangers. lol.

By which time you lot won’t know anything about it as RTE will only be broadcasting in German.

Only a sad little virgin fuckwit with his cross eyes almost completely closed, and squinting at it while furiously tugging his micro maggot with his one non flid hand could make it look even remotely like what you’ve just described, so full marks to you for ‘pulling it off’. Lol lol lol.

Half?

If you hadn’t had your tongue firmly inserted up her arse for as long as I can remember you might have realised this a long time ago.

That would be an ecumenical matter.

Another BBC link nomination to add to the hundreds of previous equally shite and equally boring nonsense courtesy of Mrs fucking Doubtfire himself.

Or kill each other so they’ll be remembered for having done one good thing in their miserable existences.

Of course it’s me and I’ll disregard the BH comment as that sort of talk could cause me to re-evaluate the high esteem which I currently hold you in DC. As you were.