King Billy

Is it a Wankee candle?

Couldn’t you find your coloured crayons?

So that’s what you look like

Who wants a melted Wizz?

Rattle rattle rattle

You three need to get out more. If the weather is good tomorrow maybe you could go somewhere quiet, dig a large hole and ask some passerby to fill it in after you’ve fucked each other stupid which you’ve all got a head start on anyway, and then murdered each other. It’s not good to stay in all winter like a retarded hibernating homosexual boy band with no gigs on the horizon, just promises from your predator sorry manager. Death is the only way anyone is ever going to remember you, or give a fuck,

No

Did your guvnor write this for you?

No

Calm down Take a deep breath. You’ve been tense and irritable all night. Maybe your carer has put your thong on back to front

Irritate. That’s a big word. You’ll be using wheelbarrow and lemonade soon

Really interesting comment. Im on the edge of my seat.Must have been far too philosophical for me Cuntfucios

Ah you’re back from your wankfest with Wizz on the other nom

He’s got eavans for that

Playing with small organs is your specialist subject isn’t it

He’s plucked it all out and had it transplanted in his ears and nostrils

You need to be careful then. Wipe that pedigree chum off your Ringpiece from last night in case they go for the wrong target

Have you fucked yourself yet?

Yeah you got me. I guess your just too smart for me 🤮 I’m enjoying it mate I ain’t crying Im having a laugh.

How did you know? Your psychic powers are almost as impressive as your physical and mental deficiencies

The glorious leader Mrs Wizzlepeas has decreed there will be no dissidence and all his little fairy followers will be on message. He has probably asked himself. What would my hero Dr. Evil do to get rid of this KB cunt!. Little mini me eavens sat on his lap agreeing with every word, smoke belching out of his ears. Dear oh dear. Try to do better boys cos gayhairy bikers .com is starting to look more of a challenge if this is all you pair of Jurassic Cunts have got. Oh don’t forget to go fuck yourselves, once you’ve finished fucking each other 🧚🏽‍♀️🧚🏽‍♂️

Are you allowed to take your work tools home ?

You are the homo hoax

Blah blah blah

You can’t always get what you want