King Billy

Nicky Lauda and Simon Weston have decided, after Grenfell to delay the launch of their new social media platform “Friends Re-Ignited”

That cladding on Pecker Towers isn’t safe mate, especially up there in the penthouse. Just saying, be careful mate.

They are from Tipperary. They’ve come a long way

I had a feeling that flying lark was never going to catch on. If people were meant to fly they would have been butterflies or fairies

Aaaar that’s right Jim lad

Accident damaged Boeing 737 max for sale. Very low miles (6) some bodywork damage.Driver passed away, suddenly. Still under warranty. Buyer collects. Includes some duty free and various suitcases. Ideal starter plane for learner. Any reasonable offer accepted.

They’ve eaten them all.

And it would deffo go faster

The bricks would definitely be worth more than his wheels

Oill swap ya a bag of spuds for that dead baby if ya want. Ya fucking eejit.

Welcome to heaven. Duty free is available once you have made your way through the pearly gates. Any passengers who have limbs to collect please check the carousel. Thank you for crashing with Um Bongo airways and we hope you have a pleasant onward journey.

Ladies and gentlemen please fasten your seatbelts we will be landing in approximately 4 seconds

Big fat halal Roma gypsy wedding

Afolabi and his amazing technicolour parachute

And for Red Nose Day Stacey Dooley can make a short video pulling the black box out of his arse

Hopefully David Lammy’s name will be on the list of casualties.

Rodney Bewes and James Bolam. They hated each other apparently but nobody was interested enough to give a fuck. Moving on though Ferguson tellies were absolute gwana but their tractors were in a field of their own.

That one nosedived on the opening night

Billy Jean?

seirrow on

noitulove

Mine keep falling over. It’s like something’s having an effect on them.

Cheers 🍷🍾🍻🍺🥂

They would have ate them on the way over anyway

I still need a starter motor (Bosch) and a tail light bulb (Lucas) to get it through the mot.