King Billy

Speaking to your own genitalia is a recognised symptom of acute insanity

Arc welding could be the solution to this rather sticky dilemma.

Glad to hear you’ll be cycling to Fuengerola this July then.

Him flom Receister. Broddy bastard

I think Crimate change is road of borrocks. And grobal walming.

You goin to Cwucibre tomollow? Ereven ocrock bleak off

I’ve put “caught” into every foreign language translator on the internet and ‘Fat greasy slimy slug arsed licorice allsort shitbag’ seems to be the most common translation. Just as I thought,but one can’t be too sure nowadays. “Knowledge is power” apparently.

2 goldfish in a tank and one said “I’m glad we joined the army”

This has turned into the Benny Hill show

And fuckin stay there the cunts

Plawn Cocktail ?

Fifty baht I have ping pong balls

Ah so Velly Good. We no like plotesters. Them broddy climinals

Sorry Gyps. She’s obviously sat on Corbyn. I’ve just done a colour chart comparison test on the weasels beard. Perfect match

Why don’t a few of these filthy cunts glue themselves to a Boeing 737 instead of a train? And where do they get their glue from? It says on my superglue ‘Ensure surfaces to be glued are clean’

Wouldn’t be so bat if she even got her baps out ( for artistic purporses)obviously,but she’s too la di dah even for that. Cunt

Is that one of your hedgehogs on her arm Gyps?

For more than a week now the capital city of this country has been taken over by a plague of upper class ‘crusties’ and posh speaking vagrants, who have for some unknown reason been allowed to block bridges, glue themselves to trains, make threats to close down the worlds busiest (but ridiculously placed) airport and generally threaten anarchy if their outrageous demands are not met immediately and without debate. The ‘thin blue line’ aka the METROPOLITAN POLICE presided over by the comically named “Cressida Dick” seem to have, in collusion with Mayor Sadiq ‘Peaceful’ Khan implemented a policy of doing the very minimum to keep the streets open, while stressing at every opportunity that they agree with the vagrants and asking them politely to stop it. Emma Thompson, so called Hollywood actress even flew over from LA to spout 15 mins. Of luvvie shite to the little darlings and then hopped off back to Beverly Hills first class having done her bit to save the planet. How lucky we all are to have her. I for one would definitely pay 20p for a “bag for life” and tighten it it round the cunts turkey neck, even if it meant the end of the planet. In my day if you bunked off school every Friday you got caned or expelled or fucked in the arse if you were Punkape but now you get on the six o’clock BBC news and lauded as a child genius and some sort of modern day Emily Pankhurst. Basically what seems to be occurring, unless I’ve completely got all this wrong is: The more of a fuckwit libtard spastic you can show yourself to be, the more the ruling class vegetables will listen to your slobbering drivel and blame the imminent destruction of humanity on ‘Nigel Farage or Tommy Robinson’ As it’s Easter time I have had to ask myself. “What would Jesus have done If he hadn’t been murdered yesterday?

A copy of your death certificate should suffice

Yes

Are you identical twins?

You’ve spelled poo wrong

He needs to face up to the fact that it’s time for him to be recycled

With a 16” Zombie Knife

They only eat flies.