🎶Panzy called when he got the word.
He said ‘I suppose you’ve heard?
Our new neighbour is Ali’ 🎶
🎶So I rushed to the window and looked outside, and I could hardly believe my eyes, as a big removal van pulled up onto next doors drive🎶
🎶Oh I don’t know why he’s going to need that chicken and that goat. I guess he’s got his reasons but I just don’t want to know cos for 24 hours I’ve been living next door to Ali🎶
🎶For 24 hours he’s been emptying the van, 15 wives in burkas a machete and Koran, so I’ve gotta get used to living next door to Ali🎶
🎶He groomed and befriended some kids in the park. I heard them shouting Allah Ahkbar, with Ali🎶
🎶Now he walks through the door with his head held high, then gropes his cousin whose also his wife, cos for him polygamy and incest Is justified🎶
🎶Now Ali says I must comply with Sharia, maybe not now but within a few years ( when all of my common law rights have disappeared)🎶
🎶Now for several hours he’s been fingering me Nan (just another practice that he’s brought from Pakistan), but I’m starting to get used to living next door to Ali🎶
🎶Right now on the news they are showing his photo. He’s mowed down loads of people in a black Fiat Punto.
For 24 hours he must have had it planned, now I’ll probably never see him cos they’ve put him on remand, so I’d better get used to not living next door to Ali🎶
Fuck off.