King Billy

Of course Drew. PM me and I’ll link you up with my man in Budapest, who’ll fit you up with a set of gnashers that three two litre bottles of White Lightning every night won’t even stain, never mind need the attention of a dentist (assuming you know what a dentist is). And even better than that, you’ll never again need to crawl around on the floor of your luxury bungalow, in a sea of your own vomit, desperately looking for a bottle opener, as you’ll be able to simply bite the top off whatever your chosen tipple happens to be. No need to thank me.

My imaginary M4 used to have a radio and a set of nice alloy wheels until they disappeared overnight recently. I spoke to the nice young men across the road who were working very hard laying down a new driveway. Unfortunately none of them had seen anything which could help me identify the perpetrators of the heinous crime, however they did say that if I wished to buy a dog or have a fight they would be more than willing to help.

I’m not sure if you’re aware Killer (as a resident of the North East) that for quite a while now the British Pound note/coin is worth a miserly 100 pennies? A kick in the bollocks compared to the 240 pennies per pound which I’m sure still fill the mechanical tills of the working men’s clubs in Hebburn and the condom machines in the discotheque toilets down at The Bigg Market every weekend. Wy Ay man!

You’ve certainly got a way with words Comrade Shipman.

He’s not.

Any cunt who uses public transport has abjectly failed as a human being, so the whole network should be rebranded as ‘The useless fucking cunts only line’.

ChildHarold Belafonte?

And the tans.

If you carry on posting this type of nonsense I will demand the immediate return of the tinfoil hat that I sent you the other day. I’ve been tracking it online, and I also covertly placed 2 GPS devices in the Jiffy bag, incase of the expected worldwide cyber attack, that we’ve been repeatedly told is imminent by Klaus Schwab and Billy boy Gates etc. 👀

The Scofe’s mum (circa. 1960).

Maths is racist. Reported Sssssss.

Long Covid.

Just being the argumentative cunt that I am. Nothing personal HOC.

He’s ok but tbh he’s no Jimmy Saville.

Thirsty Ballslops.

Ffs Harold give it a rest. There’s only so much shit on Earth.

Kill him Eric.

You need to get off Tinder (or Grindr), pull your ‘Sunday best’ trousers and blazer on and venture out into the big scary real world. What have you got to lose?

Reported for racism (you left out Monkeypox).

Goat.

‘Lego Head’ Starmer, although pretty certain to be the next PM won’t last more than 2 years imo, as the Labour Party are, just like the Tories a party with no core values and nowadays exist for one reason only ie to be elected into power. As soon as they achieve that all the internal divisions which they’ve sort of kept in check, will open up again like Franks ruptured anus when he regains consciousness, soaked in piss and other bodily fluids, on the floor of the gents bogs after a normal Saturday night lock in at The Admiral Duncan.

Donkey dick.

Kill yourself.

🎶The wheels on the bus went round and round🎶 🎶The windows on the bus got licked up and down🎶 🎶Well done Harold and Harvey🎶

Bullshit. Never happened. Fuck off.