The most amazing part of the Tony B Liar story was after taking our country into an unnecessary and illegal war in Iraq with his bestie George Dubya (clad in identical homo erotic flying jackets), resulting in the death of maybe a million people (sorry I meant to say Muslims) and destabilising the entire Middle East to this day, instead of being tried at The Hague and hung by his scrawny fucking neck for war crimes, he reappeared on the world stage (after a short sabbatical) as The UN’s Middle East ‘peace’ envoy ffs.
What next? Gary Glitter as Secretary of State for Education? A hologram of Adolph Hitler as Chief Rabbi of the Jewish Board of Deputies?