Eric, with all due respect I wear the tinfoil hat around here. The last thing needed is a big conspiracy theorist weirdo gang fight. You know Ape and Roops will twist the truth and we won’t come out of it covered in glory. I’ve got a cunning plan anyway. It’s only a matter of time before they run out of countries to discover new variants in. Sit tight. The fucking idiots have chosen the Greek alphabet to name the new variants after, so they’ve only got 24 options and they’re already up to about 8. I reckon another 10 to 15 years and you’ll be back on the doors kicking the shit out of loads of cunts as if Covid had never happpened mate.
’Sorry pal, no masks allowed. Fuck off home or I’ll break your jaw. Your bird can come in though. I’ll make sure she gets home safe in the morning.’