King Billy

Does that mean you’re my biological dad DC? Just asking.

Neil would.

No

5 hours of pain yesterday RK, but I’m over the moon with the result. Anyway I hope this clears up any doubts you had concerning my mental state. lol.

Were you the 6ft. 18st bloke with the big beard? If so it was me that kicked you in the bollocks. Fuck off.

And wear a mask.

The age of love…’come on dance with me’ Jam and Spoon…’right in the night’ Mrs. Woods teaches techno I owned a record shop in Belfast then, almost exclusively vinyl for spotty DJ tossers, and I’ve still got a few thousand 12’’ singles in the garage, most of which have never been out of their sleeves. I’ve got a pair of 1210s which haven’t been plugged in for at least ten years too. Have you seen the price Technics decks are fetching on eBay?

True, but only if you’re ‘living in the past’.

I’m unfamiliar with the technique of removing anything using glue, so for that reason alone I won’t attempt to rebut your allegation.

More toolbox inferences from the biggest tool here.

Has anyone ever mentioned your enormous man sausage?

The sixth word here is where the problem lies DC. A wise man once said…..’If you have mates, they will join.’

Out of likes. 😂

It will make no difference how many likes you give me. I’m not queuing up to swallow your newbie penis. Got that. IT WILL MAKE NO DIFFERENCE HOW MANY LIKES YOU GIVE ME. Probably.

Pluck off.

Farbeit from me to dismiss such well meaning and obviously hard earned advice young man, but perhaps it might be better directed towards the members currently kneeling, open mouthed at your erect newbie penis. Having cleared up that little misunderstanding, welcome to the corner and fuck off.

I’ve just paid someone to pluck my arse Killer. I can’t even see my legs at the moment. I’ll check my cctv later if the old bill haven't seized the hard drive.

Is this really the kind of response you think is going to do you any favours? You stupid fucking freak. Did they remove your brain when they went to work on your privates with an axe and a glue gun? Kill yourself.

Bellend.

As you well know RK. I’m not yet out of my teens, so I’m also very interested to know Paulies thoughts on this dilemma, which has almost, but not yet driven me to the point of being consumed by impotent rage. I wish I’d asked him first.

Poof

Only been there twice DC. First time was terrible. Tom Cruise shit his white skinny jeans getting out of our limo at Naomi Campbells villa, and then, after I swore I’d never return Phillip Schofield shouted ‘Hi Billy’ to me as I bent down to tie my shoelaces in the VIP lounge at the airport.

Bill Gates is still a cunt.

Absolute fucking worst place on Earth DC. And I’m including Goodison Park in that statement. I’m praying to catch bad Covid and get covered in molten lava on my way to the chinky shop to stock up on masks and cock sanitiser. Even the brasses won’t pull their mask down to accept the big fella. If this is the New World Order it needs a bit more tweaking.