King Billy

I think a threesome’s the way forward Eric. I love her but I love you too.

Good evening honey.

That’s answered my crack question at least Ed. And I’d be honoured to be your best man. Don’t dismiss the idea Ed. Fattys your only other option and his rotten teeth and greasy hair next to you and your gorgeous bride 😂 would make the wedding photos look like a still from Deliverance. Just saying.

Kunta Kintes Korner.

He’ll soon feel at home in the Tardis. After all it is a small (about 10’x10’ square room with a Police sign on the outside wall. He’ll probably sit back and relax, while he’s hurtling through time and space waiting for his solicitor to arrive.

Witch Doctor Who.

This is the first time I’ve ever heard of someone volunteering to become a slave Ed. Oh and where the fuck are my brake pads? I’ve been using the handbrake to slow down my imaginary M4 for weeks now. If you’ve spent the money I sent you on crack again just tell me and I’ll know where I stand, and I can get Dyslexic Cnut to rob me some. I won’t be paying him up front obviously, as he’s from Merseyside.

‘Have you rethought your views on the vaccine and whether people should have it?’ ’Yes I have. I feel that if people make the decision to have it they should be informed with all the relevant information and they’re not. It’s not available and being shared. So my views on these vaccinations have changed because I don’t believe they’re telling us everything they need to.’ Mark Steyn interviewing Mrs Wright on GB News on Thursday 5th May 2022. Do try and keep up luv before getting on your high horse and lecturing me about anything. Fuck off.

‘So what av u stopped me Thor Officer?’ ’There’s been a lot of raping and pillaging in the area today and you fit the description Sir.’ ’Wot u mean Bruv? A black Viking with a beard in a longboat, wearing a horned hat and carrying an axe? ’Correct, you fucking black cunt. Now shut the fuck up and spread em!’

Methinks he doth protest too much.

The last time Pen got a ‘stiffie’ was watching TV when Michael Portillo emerged from the bog on the Euston to Inverness overnight flyer with his fly undone and a large unexplained stain on the lapel of his bright pink jacket.

Is this a rehearsal for doing the door at Costa Coffee tonight Eric? Take a knuckleduster and a good cosh mate. Don’t waste your breath being nice to the latte slurping cunts.

Very rude, if not slanderous Withers. You were much better mannered when you were dead.

Dear Mrs Wright All of us here at Pfizer were very sad to learn of the sudden and extremely painful death of your previously healthy 38 year old husband, as a direct result of his selfless participation in our current ‘totally safe and totally effective’ medical experiment. Our thoughts go out to your children at what must be a challenging time for them. It’s probably no comfort but at least he won’t have to spend the rest of his life worrying about catching Covid64 and dying horribly on a ventilator in around 45 years time, in his eighties. Please could you ring the family of Lisa Shaw and pass on our sympathies as we’re all so rich now that we’re implementing our new policy of honesty and openness, which means that your late husband is the final victim who we’re legally obligated to pretend we give a flying fuck about. Always in our thoughts Saint Billiam of Gates.

There’s one born every day.

My great great great great etc. Grandad was, according to what I’ve always been told, a Viking. Obviously no family photos of him have ever come to light (as photography, if it had even been invented at the time) would probably have been way down the Vikings list of priorities. Definitely below ‘raping and pillaging’. I guess I’ll never know for sure what ‘Delroy Bloodaxe’ actually looked like all those years ago when my great great great great etc. granny fell in love with him at first sight. History. Isn’t it the most romantic thing ever?

‘Obergrupenfuhrer Kanye. Vy are your leiderhosen barely covering your buttencheeken?

Bambiclaaat. Jungle bunny book.

Eggheads?

Black Vikings Matter.

Adolf considered negroes to be so far down the evolutionary ladder that they weren’t even worth exterminating. I reckon he would have got round to them eventually if that cunt Stalin hadn’t been such a fucking nuisance and threw a spanner in the spokes of his master plan. Pesky fucking Russians.

Some of us saw through this window licker from day one. Some didn’t because they were hiding under their beds, frantically trying to order ten years supply of hand sanitizer, latex gloves and face nappies, worrying wether or not they’d already killed Granny, and if so would their forthcoming bounce back loan be enough to pay for the old bags socially distanced funeral.

Netflix ‘Vikings Valhalla’ WTF?

YouTube… GBNews channel…..Matt Hancock gives evidence…….. In case any of you sheep were still under the illusion that our so called ‘government’ acted in our best interests and had the slightest intention of saving anyones fucking life in the fake Covid 19 plandemic, watch this autistic lying cunt and see if you still think the same. The weasel mouthed cunt even tries to plug his forthcoming book at least four times during a 30 minute interview. And Dan Wooten the fake news MSM schill wasn’t even giving the spasticated cunt anywhere near the hard grilling a real journalist would have.

Tell that to the widow of Dr Stephen Wright (38 no underlying health conditions). I’m sure she’ll feel so much better after speaking to you, and she can tell the kids to just forget him.