Dropped out of training as a Royal Marine, got married to quell media rumours of poofery, helped organise ‘It’s a Royal Knockout’ (he probably misread the last word) and then hung around with Andrew Lloyd Webber and the luvvie mob for a while before disappearing back out of the public eye where he belonged all along. But as you say he’s managed to keep his alleged indiscretions out of the public eye, unlike his 2 retarded inbred brothers, who have long since passed the point of seeing the word ‘alleged’ used when they are the subject of any story.