King Billy

From Dundee.

I decided not to have the ‘totally safe and totally effective’ experimental cocktail despite world leading virologists like Dr Hillary, Piers Morgan, Nick Ferrari, Lorraine Kelly, Andrew Neil, Phil and Holly and scores of other experts. Being a somewhat sceptical consumer of the MSM I saw a guy online who seemed to make more sense to me. His name was Doug Brignole, a healthy keep fit fanatic who said ‘I have enough confidence in the vaccine, based on my research to get it done. Those of you who think the vaccine kills people can use me as a test. If I die you were right. If I don’t die and have no I’ll effects you were wrong……..blah blah blah’. I really miss Doug. Even though I didn’t know him, I miss him so much now he’s gone.🤣🤣🤣

24hr refrigerator repair man.

Will Ape be joining you? You must have invited him?

Who needs nerve when he’s got all those qualifications?

I reckon you’ve killed him before he could zap you with a mega apology. Sterling work Raaas. Next time I bump into you the Cherry B’s are on me.

You’ve spelled gay wrong Eric.

He and the Vulcan probably send each other selfies beside their respective stacks of unopened Mensa magazines.

He’s gone too far with this ludicrous claim Raas. It’ll take more than an apology to pull himself out of the shit this time. I reckon he’s done for sure. Yoo da maan!

Only if there’s one on when they’re nicking the TV.

You’re the best not on here.

Only 12 million or so more and then we can start getting their slightly less dusky cousins out next.

Reported. 😷

‘That’s a cracker’ so it is.

I’ve found the best thing for a hangover is loads of booze the previous night.

🎶Keep taking all those jabs. Living in a booster paradise🎶

‘From or with shame, having tested positive within the previous 28 days’.

Yes or no?

McDonalds Douglas

Uncle Tomahawk

Eat shit.

Steve has demanded his money back from the organisers of the raffle he won SDC in.

A big mug of cup a soup with croutons and a toasted Ketamine sandwich.

Is he the one who looked a bit poofy?

I imagine they suffered a lot of very strange looks every time they took him out in public.