King Billy

I don’t think even this is going to save Liz Truss.

This is all very well Ape but you didn’t say what colour you’re going to paint the propellor tips?

What did you think of Drag Queen Story Hour?

When the lights come back on, one will be hiding from the white girl outside with the caramel coloured baby in a pram, one will be searching the corpse for an unpaid drug debt which led to his shanking, and the other will be a Guardian ‘journalist’ emailing the news desk with his ‘scoop’ blaming Winston Churchill and Nigel Farage for everything bad ever.

My joke Eric but funny all the same.

Amazon Firestick £29.99 (one off payment) and download an app called unlinked. It’s a developer platform which gives you access to thousands of APKs to view almost anything ever broadcast free of charge, including the latest films as soon as they’re released in cinemas.Everything on Netflix, and all the other subscription services (even Amazon Prime) is available for free. Sky and BT box office pay per view, the lot.

Yes or no?

No need to panic on that front as the University of Boston have just announced that they’ve created a hybrid strain of the Delta and Omichron variants which they say has an 80% fatality rate in the mice they’ve tested it on, compared to a zero% rate for the Omichron variant. Oh and the NIH (Dr Fauci) funded this Frankenstein research. Quelle surprise! (Daily Mail Online)

I say a prayer for you every night. 🙏

Yes or no?

Did the Earth move for you? I can’t even remember the first time. 😘

🐑Baaaaa 💉😷

I’m flabbergasted that a big brained (too clever to bother opening the huge pile of MENSA publications piled up in her hallway) ubergenius like her could make such a schoolgirl error. I’m seriously beginning to think she might be a bot. Not a very good one either, maybe one that escaped into the internet from a counterfeit PlayStation One game about 25 years ago.

If you live to be even half of Pens age (currently estimated to be around 250) you’ll still be waiting. I’ve heard that if she apologised for or even admitted she was wrong about anything whatsoever she’d immediately turn to dust, which would definitely make her hugely more bearable imo.

Lord Sooty

No that was Tommy Morrison.

Now that Lineker has come out as a black man he’ll no doubt be a regular guest to tell us all how racist we are. I dread to think how Eric will react if he hears about this.

The advertising billboards must look like a 200 yr old wanted poster for 4 runaway slaves.

Desperate Khan lol

The reason colour blind people should never be allowed near a set of jump leads.

😜

The darkie side of the moon by George ‘pinkie’ Floyd.

Witchfinder General, Grand Master of The Orange Order, Dad of the year (several times) and all round hero basically. You could have had me a long time ago if you’d played a better game, but hey ho. 😘

The governments own MHRA Yellow card scheme shows that up to 29th June 2022 1,503,321 adverse reactions and 2,207 deaths were recorded. Presumably those numbers have risen proportionally since then. Don’t bother cuntsplaining to me your opinion on the yellow card scheme as I’m still eagerly awaiting your answer to the yes or no question you’ve been refusing to answer since last week. 😘

🎶This is ground control to Uncle Tom🎶