My M4 is noisy as fuck and drinks petrol like Drew drinks cider, especially when I’m roaring past poor people with the window open and shouting ‘Cunts!’ at them. And I don’t even worry about the filth as it’s registered in the misuses name and I always dress up as her before I set off from home. I will miss her though when the law eventually catches up with her, but she’ll get no sympathy from me if she phones me from prison whining.