Look on the bright side Scrotes, she should be chewing on your bratwurst afterwards for making you endure this crap, once she's washed the goose shit off, obviously.
Why not just pull the dogs front legs apart like a wishbone, that normally does the trick. Then when the owner comes running over just ram HER face into the concrete slipway a couple of times and say, he must have slipped. I fucking hate dogs.
I imagine you would try and make him sing, not with a piano, but your organ, you filthy homo. And tell me, why is it everytime I think of one of your shitty videos it reminds me of an L S Lowry painting?
Reading about the amount of posters that have had the vaccine this past week gives us an idea that you're over 50 yrs old, either that or there are underlying health conditions. For one or two of you, I hope they're life shortening. Fuck off.
I had the the Oxford AZ one and they might as well tickled me with a feather. No fucking effect whatsoever, like drinking 5 litres of Kaliber.
You fucking lightweight.
If you paid attention to the black bints name you would quickly realise she had already been nommed yesterday, you total cuntbreed.
Now write out 100 times, 'Must do better'