The reason these cunts can't find anywhere to swim is because anywhere that's managed and hence has lifeguards won't let them in the water while wearing about 5 yds of cloth to drag them down and effectively waterboard themselves. Fucking stupid cunts.
Nah. I think she was just on the blob. Women become irrational for a few days during this for some fucking unknown reason. She should do what Steph McGovern does and man-up.
Fuck the black / brown rat paradox, I'm more interested to learn how the foreigner has gone to the expense of providing level access into his shop for the local flids
I see that Princess Di's old Ford Escort has sold for over 52 thousand fucking quid. A shitty old Ford with 83,000 miles on the clock. Oh hang though, it's the Ghia model and the drivers seat belt is like new having rarely been used.
Give him a break. Making these figures up is hard enough let alone when you've got a couple of handfuls of the hired helps arse whilst she's trying to suck your face off.
Pretty much how every woman in Whitehall gets a job - she's prepared to shag anything to progress her career. Although Baroness Dido Harding seems to scupper this detailed person specification for a role, I therefore can only assume she must be one of Council Cakes Porta Potties that he seems obsessed about.