If nobody had yet guessed that Clavo is LadyP, I think you've just given them a massive hint. Oh, and for the record, the rumour was that the 'P' always stood for penis.
And why aren't the wheelchair bound allowed to compete in the velodrome in some sort of hybrid Rollerball / Ben Hur / destruction derby event. I'd probably watch that, especially if the flids could customise their rides like they do in Robot Wars.
I had to do a Roops* for a name of one of the contestants and I only know it's ended because I get a response from the missus now if I ask her a question after 9pm.
(* Google, Firefox, AskJeeves or any other fucking search engine)
I know this is not a cunt as the programme is a pile of dog shit and I am glad it's fucking over. The reason for this nom. is so we can run a sweepstake on which one of the vacuous cunts that appeared in it will be the first to do a 'Flackers' and end it all.
CBB is going for Liberty Poole.