If I weren't so fucking knackered I would be along the Acle Straight right now to pummel your stupid head in with a 16lb bowling ball so you would look as deformed as the best model in the wax works on Regent Road. Bollox, that fucking bowling alley on Regent Road isn't there since it burnt down. You've had a very fucking lucky escape.
Enjoy your Club meal and drink, you skinflint.