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Dave Umbongo

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  1. Dave Umbongo
    The only fucking believable thing about this BBC orchestrated car crash is that it's a black geezer riding around in something with 'Police' written on the outside.
  2. Dave Umbongo
    He could use the sonic screwdriver like a baseball bat and take it to those alien cunts while riding around on K9, maybe.
  3. Dave Umbongo
    Oh, he's got a very similar firstname to me.
  4. Dave Umbongo
    There's nothing wrong with calling them Ewoks is there?
  5. Dave Umbongo
    His teeth are fucked from all that Quorn shit he doesn't eat but is still happy to take the ££££ for advertising it.
  6. Dave Umbongo
    No ban because it's fact, not an accusation.
  7. Dave Umbongo
    Like the kids in the old Ready-Brek ads because they've got your ejaculate up their arse,.....the geese, not the kids........,obviously.
  8. Dave Umbongo
    He's more likely to try and waterboard you with anything he has to hand, being French and in a fight that is likely to be a white flag and his own piss.
  9. Dave Umbongo
    I've never heard it called that before, I bet you saw loads of stair carpets in the massage business
  10. Dave Umbongo
    Not a million miles away from Anusol, and my advice would be not to get those mixed up or you could cause yourself a whole PILE of trouble.
  11. Dave Umbongo
    The day that Frank falls asleep rooting Ming's defrosting corpse and forgets to put her back in the freezer.
  12. Dave Umbongo
    What do you clean them with, Autosol or regular toothpaste?
  13. Dave Umbongo
    I see them every time I log into this website.
  14. Dave Umbongo
    If that's the state of its hirsute chin I would imagine (not that I am) the growler would give Roops' jungle a bit of competition.
  15. Dave Umbongo
    It's a close run thing between the horse-wank that is snooker, cricket or golf..., for the most tedious fucking sport ever.
  16. Dave Umbongo
    Don't you mean a 'nee' on their knecks. Useless fucking cunt.
  17. Dave Umbongo

    Kiwi Farms

    Dave Umbongo replied to a topic in The Corner

    Pile of shit. Dimmy you cunt, I'm a very busy man and I ain't got time to browse through a website full of mediocre wannabe cunts. Up your fucking game or kill yourself.
  18. Dave Umbongo
    Oi Frenchie, what the fuck went on with your elections? I know you're all a bunch of screaming left footers but what the fuck are you voting left in politics for?
  19. Dave Umbongo
    I always read this as Mis-management which ironically, would be a more accurate description of the shit you post. No offence, you fucking twat
  20. Dave Umbongo
    You mean cut his cock off and make it look intersex, or are they objecting because it's black? I thought we had moved on from colour after George Flyd became a martyr and the woke-flakes had now progressed into gender misrepresentation.
  21. Dave Umbongo
    I see you've changed your username, which has well and truly ruined my fucking weekend.
  22. Dave Umbongo
    Frank's got a big enough freezer if your body doesn't mind spooning with Ming.
  23. Dave Umbongo
    Have you got a false cock......to match your teeth?? And do you have to put it in a glass to soak overnight like you do with teeth?
  24. Dave Umbongo
    A tape??? What fucking decade is your brain stuck in? Thick cunt
  25. Dave Umbongo
    Gaydar.
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