Dave Umbongo

What are you, @Ape™️s' Dominic Santini or something?

Enough about you. What do you think of Sebastian Vettel?

Do you reckon Kate had been vaccinated Billy?

What a car crash, quite literally.

Ummmm, would I be correct in my assertions that the old hag is a Jew? If so, I would say Hitler was about 100 years too late.

what the fuck do you know about Dulux paint? Crown on the other hand..........

The irony of it being more difficult and time consuming to enter France with all legal documentation in place then it is to leave by jumping in l'enfants inflatable dinghy with fuck all.

Choked on his own phlegm when speaking Welsh.

I think I would rather be gay if you're interested.

Get fat Kazza to sit on the fucking thing to wring it out. Make sure she does it when it's not to hot and she's sweating like an onion in a sauna..

He would have been better off bathing in 60 litres of Dulux Pure Brilliant. Soft sheen, I reckon.

Now I know why you call yourself King, because of all the crowns you have.

If you can't handle the pressure of effort to get to the top of your game, then fuck off.

Fuck. This sounds like the start of a Jazz-like meltdown. Anyone got popcorn?

I see BBC iPlayer have made a programme about it called Turkey Teeth, or something like that. I might watch it later to see if he's in it

That's the only coinage @King Billy accepts in his knocking shops.

I would have thought there would be no way you would be able to take a flight to Turkey and have dental treatment for your set of Rylan Clark-Neals without evidence of any COVID vaccination. Explain yourself.

You frogs have really fucked up again 'scrotes, not only can't you control people leaving your shores, you can't even process people that want to enter your cuntry through official routes. What the fuck are you lot doing?, have you redeployed everyone from border control to make white flags in factories in case Putin's army makes it that far??

Fuck off, or they'll be an Identified Flying Object in the form of a knuckle sandwich coming straight for your slackjaw.

UFO's are like unicorns, they don't fucking exist. You are the ghost of Derek Acorah and I claim my £5.

Probably in our fucking waters as well, Kermit.

British jobs that we're going to give to those illegal bearded kids your lame border force keep letting across. I'm sure I read somewhere that there are a few qualified nuclear scientists gaining illegal entry to our great country. Lets hope the Sizewell C contract doesn't follow the same path as the submarine one. Lol. fuck off.

Thanks for reinforcing my opinion that you're one of life's losers. You fucking......,loser.

Why 6 times? Are you Norfolk Wolverine?

What is it with your lot thinking Red Stripe is decent lager?