Dave Umbongo

Fuck the jug-eared cunt, I'm only eating Smiths crisps until Walkers drop this (half-caste??) cunt.

Nikons are probably better for darker shades but if you ask my opinion I would shoot the white teeth with a cannon.

You forgot 'model helicopter hobbyist / fantasist' in your summary of the latest flidiot.

Tracey Emin is the reason most modern mirrors are made of plastic.

Thank fuck for that. Perhaps the quality will return to the Corner again now.

That dried up old fanny on Camilla isn't going to lubricate itself you know.

You should listen to what Wolfie is telling you, as he should know an idiot when he sees one because he's the leader of that particular gang on this website.

I think they planned on settling in Turkey but that fucking earthquake made that an 'unsafe' country for them.

There is an Allah!

I like your style but what the fuck would I eat on the way back from the pub on a Friday night without any Chinese or Indian takeaways?, a fucking kebab like that homo Fwank?

Are you fucking telling me it doesn't stand for lots of love, you fucking bumder.

Do you know anyone who's got any dog shit??

If only MikeD was around, didn't Charlie and the Choclit Factory have a character called Transvestite Mike??? @Mike Hunt you'll do instead, you fucking tranny

Sounds a lot like this fame hungry fruitcake, Courtney Clenney.

I think it was the ginger traits that put most people off to the point of thoroughly despising the little witch. Just goes to show you that ginger hair and positions of authority don't go well. Know what I mean @King Billy?

Try 17 miles directly West of your shit-pit. My B2L property will be worth more than your Shrek-shed.

No, he lives next to a dump, or I think the modern term for it is 'household waste recycling centre'.

I very much doubt that. I'm 17 miles away from Yarmouth and it's a well known fact, the further away you get the more desirable the property becomes.

He's busy contacting estate agents because that bomb going off has doubled the value of his home. It's the best thing that's happened to regenerate the town in three decades.

Who would have thought that some sort of uprising about housing migrants in local hotels would kick off in Liverpool. About fucking time the UK became more French when it comes to protesting. @Witheredscrote do your filthy fucking garlic munching lot have any used guillotines for sale?

Crawley-Creepies??

The Beaver. (No, it's actually the name of one of his films)

I reckon PansySpacker has fucked his brain with solanine from eating too many green spuds. when will those Irish flids learn to grow and harvest their own potatoes properly?

Soft cunt. Fuck off

Surely sexism as well if there's no mention of them trying it on a woman, a black or white one???