Dave Umbongo

You'll probably find it's one of the companies their own pension scheme is invested in.

I blame the parents.

Fuck off and tell us where Wayne Philpott is, you cunt.

Minding my own business watching Coronation Street to get an insight of how Northern scum like Snowy lives, while eating my gammon, egg, chips & beans tea with copious amount of Heinz tomato ketchup when up pops an advert running on about Tampax Flowcast which is presented like a weather forecast talking about women pissing different amounts of blood out of their fannies. It's put me right off my tea.

I'm convinced the freeloaders are more likely to be suffering from shitophobia or scatophobia thanks to the amount of sewage our privatised water companies are pumping into the sea.

Another 41 hydrophobics discovered off the coast of Italy, so not just a UK issue.

Well, why the fuck didn't they video them on the iPhones that they all seem to have and then post them on the internet with a pay wall? I would pay to watch a doctor, dentist or engineer drown.

I don't really know. What the fuck does 25pence get you nowadays?

It begs the question, why would somebody with a fear of water seek asylum on an island surrounded by sea like ours having only just traversed a piece of land about 40 times bigger???

I think I will because it is actually meant to be a parody of the shallow and superficial existence that is generation Z.

I don't see the point of topless darts....., all 5 of them!

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-66307905.amp This fucking piece of shit.

Kudos to whoever comes up with the most inventive way to punish this vile piece of shit cunt. A Pear of Anguish on top of a wooden horse seems reasonable for this fat cunt, not to quick.

I am, on my main residence but there are tax advantages having rentals mortgaged. It really does surprise me how many peasants are lurking on this site.

If this carries on I might have to consider raising the rent for my tenants. You're right, it is a bit of a disaster out there for the time being, on a brighter note though, at least my cash in the bank is giving a decent return now - 5.7% tax free woohoo! Fuck off

I note that they let it sit in the car and then get out to dance like a badly dressed Gibbon but they don't dare let them monkey feet operate the pedals to actually drive the thing.

"Izzit cuz I ez Blak?" "No love, it's because you're a hideous obese monster" Fuck off.

Here's another one for you @Zev, is it 'smelt' or 'smelled'? Ask a grown up if you're stuck.

Thanks, It wasn't at all difficult though, a victory as hollow as Heather Mills' leg.

Not, 'or otherwise', you dozy fucking prick. It actually states FORMAL. I formally confirm that you're a thick cunt.

Thick cunt. "A formal address or discourse delivered to an audience" That's the usual context experienced at a demonstration. 6/10, get to the end before drawing a conclusion you thick cunt.

I wouldn't exactly describe, "Fuck off you queer cunts" as a speech.

Shit stabbing fucking poofs should respect other people's religious beliefs. Imagine how I would feel if this pair of cunts turned down an invite to join me and my mates on a night out in Caistor doing a bit of queer bashing. Sorry Decs, but everyone's got to have a hobby.

Very unlike a frog to be respectful of rules, you garlic chomping cunt.

MAGA - Vote Trump.