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Dave Umbongo

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  1. Dave Umbongo
    Don't mention it, y'all have a nice day now.
  2. Dave Umbongo
    Well done @King Billy, you're definitely not an Americunt as if it was a US medal of honour it would be spelt as honor. Unless you're that thick you've copied it incorrectly.
  3. Dave Umbongo
    That formaldehyde must give you a bit of heartburn.
  4. Dave Umbongo
    Getting married comes an uncomfortably close second to having a hippo as a pet.
  5. Dave Umbongo
    "They mostly come at night.........mostly". In their fucking 'small boats'.
  6. Dave Umbongo
    Whenever I see ELC, I immediately think of the retail outlet Early Learning Centre. Rather apt really isn't it?
  7. Dave Umbongo
    https://amp.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/sep/29/police-chief-nick-adderley--investigated-falklands-medal Northamptonshire police chief who wears a medal to give the uncorrected impression that the cunt has earned the right to wear it. What a fucking deceitful fucking wanker that devalues the status of a medal. I hate cunts who lie about their medals, awards, honours, qualifications and professional memberships to gain career advantage. I believe NHS Norfolk also had one of these cunts recently until they decided to kick him out after a few years - can you corroborate @Decimus, as a fellow bog dweller?
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    Jann Wenner

    Dave Umbongo replied to and's topic in The Corner

    More of a grApe than an Ape then. One of the little cunts that deserve to be crushed*. (©Stu Francis 1980)
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    Jann Wenner

    Dave Umbongo replied to and's topic in The Corner

    What the fuck are you wittering on about, bashful, sneezy, doc or any of the other dwarves that I can't fucking remember the names of.
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    Jann Wenner

    Dave Umbongo replied to and's topic in The Corner

    Why double hand it into a separate receptacle?, you really are a fucking waster aren't you?
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    Jann Wenner

    Dave Umbongo replied to and's topic in The Corner

    How's that glass house you're sitting in? Stupid cunt.
  12. Dave Umbongo
    I don't drink lager, it's a poofs drink.
  13. Dave Umbongo
    Quite. Tesco Value Frankenstein Turkey Twizzlers to go with the beans.
  14. Dave Umbongo
    Did I invite you too??
  15. Dave Umbongo
    Well, the Caudwell cunt has got Lyme disease, and his drinking buddy, Dicklixit Cunt.
  16. Dave Umbongo
    Dear Lord, A couple of things I would like to pray for, a) Lyme disease is terminal and kills you horribly and, b) it's highly contagious in a pub environment. Cheers mate,...I mean Amen.
  17. Dave Umbongo
    Silence!, you mongloid gimp.
  18. Dave Umbongo
    Isn't the plural hippopotami?
  19. Dave Umbongo
    Off topic but, please let it be Dickless.. https://www.eveningnews24.co.uk/news/23809887.police-outside-norfolk-property-body-discovered/
  20. Dave Umbongo
    Oh fuck, I've got private plates on both my main car and my summer one. Although my main car is group 2 insurance so stuff your V6 fingered hand up your arse.
  21. Dave Umbongo
    The Salvation Army advert at Christmas is the biggest fucking piss take when they ask for £27.50 to give a homeless person Christmas dinner. Fuck off you cunts, it's only £15.95 in Wetherspoon's. CUNTS.
  22. Dave Umbongo
    'Cuntrythem'
  23. Dave Umbongo
    Austin Mini Gayqueer
  24. Dave Umbongo
    At first I read that as 'pipe bomb', wishful thinking, so it was, so it was. Feck off
  25. Dave Umbongo
    She's dead to me anyhow, what did you have in mind? An XXXL Bully to rip the stupid cunt a new one?
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