Let's hope the sperm donor isn't a Dolph Lundgren from Rocky 4 type character as it'll be a struggle to determine who had the dominant genes when the poor little thing emerges from her clam bucket.
A source said "she was sick recently, just seconds before going on air" That's fucking weird because I get sick just seconds AFTER she appears on my TV screen.
It's news because all the words were spelt correctly so they are working on the assumption that it's a tourist. You fucking yanks can fuck off with your 'center' and your 'color'. Learn to fucking spell properly you red neck cunts.
I think we should only rely on wind farms. The drag they create is also slowing down the rotation of the earth so the days are longer and therefore we live longer. Win, win unless you happen to be Frank, and better off dead.
Dex, you fucking tosspot. What do you think of the headline in the EDP about the well 'ard seagulls up the road from your shit pit. Do you think we ought to ask Ape to get his chopper out and scare them away or do you think we would be more successful just using a picture of the geese bothering frog?
Dont ever try to stowaway on a plane back to the UK withers because we would think someone had just flushed the khazi after eating rotten cheese and garlic if you fell out. You vile frog. Vivre.
I also heard it was a frozen sarnie. I can't say I've ever felt the need to put sarnies in the freezer rather than the fridge although i've heard The foreign types do have weird food preferences though.
I don't know this Jamie Spencer well enough to determine him a cunt however, the mongtastic posts by yourself in this piss poor effort of a nom. can only bring me to utter the words "it takes one, to know one".
Now up your game or fuck off.