Dave Umbongo

You're very irritable. Are you on your period?

Stupide putain de chatte. Vivre.

She deserves a kick in the cunt with a dog shit covered Monkey Boot.

It sounds as if old Keith's policies would be on your wavelength Punky. I bet if you could vote for Keith......, you'd give him one. LoL.

Yes. But not how you think. There's so much inter breeding the pig ugly fuckers can't even look out of their own windows without breaking them.

If it happens then it shouldn't be too difficult to identify potential culprits as, from memory, not many of the inhabitants of Mile Cross have mastered fire. Those that live in Markham Tower certainly haven't.

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/uk-england-manchester-50101271 Four and a half years for nearly killing someone in a racially motivated attack? This little cunt from Rochdale deserves a fucking death pasting.

If you're going to nom something like this then put the right number of 'U's in the title, U cunt.

I think you may have just convinced everybody on mentally, but you've still got a way to go before I'll accept you're physically disabled.

Personally speaking, I would rather fall off the back of a lorry rather than the front, unless it was reversing, obviously. In which case I would prefer to fall off the front. Just saying because I have an MSc in astro physics and I've taken the time to analyse the potential outcomes. Gloworm, do some fucking research before posting shit like this in the future.

I preferred Love Thy Neighbour if I'm totally honest.

Calm down Dickless. It's not their fault a deals on the table and Brexit is getting closer to a reality.

Decimus. your description fits perfectly.

What have you got stuck in your arse this time?

Four Korf

The 'harridan' Delia is apparently funding coaches to London for a load of remoaners to have 'the final say on Brexit', her words not mine. What a fucking two faced slag and I bet Dickless will be on board.

This nomination 'is a rather dreary length of' prose. Who the fuck wants to go between Exeter and Plymouth on a train when there's a perfectly serviceable road to use, which means you wont be sitting next to some old hag talking non-stop about trains and stinking of piss.

I've tried for the last 2 hours but I just can't build a mental image of a dried up twat with a ginger muff. Try it., and enjoy your tea.

Suddenly having a dried up fanny doesn't sound as bad. Imagine having pungent BO, garlic breath and an unnatural obsession with geese.

Nominated because he was a cunt. But say what you like about the British prison system, its fucking excelled today as this Huckle cunt has gone to meet his maker. I would personally love to shake the hand of the lag that stabbed this piece of shit to death.

I think this response has proven Alfies point beyond doubt.

Fucking hell. Let's just hope the cunts don't breed.

Drink bleach you stupid cunt, and lots of it.

I'm here to make friends. Not you though Fwank, you sound the sort of person that would get ejected from a sewer because all the other turds couldn't stand your repetitive MO. Iriot. RIP Ming.

They couldn't have been proper Norfolk otherwise they would have said, " we got nowt, boy!" And in answer to your question, a boilie is a ball of bait mixtures which makes it easier to place on the hook - have you tried to put a maggot on a hook with 6 fingers that are slightly webbed?