Dave Umbongo

Bitch-cunt! For killing a stranger, although he was a spick, but more so for killing a cat and putting it in a blender - filming herself doing it. I would brutally arse fuck her with a broom handle covered in barbed wire before dribbling white vinegar up her arse afterwards. Spiteful fucking chink.

Bit of an 'Hoyle' drip.

Where have you been all week? Did you get shit loads of school homework to do or did your mum take you on holiday to Butlins Skegness where the wi-fi is shit because of all the wind turbines and mobility scooters?

Where have you been all week? Did you get shit loads of school homework to do or did your mum take you on holiday to Butlins Skegness where the wi-fi is shit because of all the wind turbines and mobility scooters?

Where have you been all week? Did you get shit loads of school homework to do or did your mum take you on holiday to Butlins Skegness where the wi-fi is shit because of all the wind turbines and mobility scooters?

And I'm fucking excellent at it, I'm afraid I can't help @Ape™️ though, so he'll just have to sit in his pants in his mum's spare room fucking around with model helicopters that he's spunked his UC on.

James? He would surely sink your dinghy in an over dramatic fashion.

Buy yourself an inflatable dinghy and fuck off, the English Channel isn't one-way, you know.

Is this about the moon landing by Wallace & Gromit?

I've used a couple of buses on the way home from the job centre recently, the last one was even one of those highly combustible electric ones. They were full of scummy losers at life making their way home with their Value Baked Bean tea.

Something to do with construction and safety management. I can't be too sure as I've managed to blag it quite well throughout my past career and nobody has died yet.

Because I'm getting a good night's fucking sleep so I can be up for work in the morning. My brief foray into the ranks of Jobseekers scum was shorter lived than planned, and anticipated. Oh well, what the fuck am I going to spend that 20 years of redundancy on? @King Billy have you got a contact number for your Hungarian butcher..........., I mean dentist?

I'll take that as a yes.

@Ape™️ is this you? https://www.facebook.com/share/r/fPCkp5h3w3Ccrp4S/

I know what you mean, why the fuck should I care what the temperature is in my house while I'm in Wetherspoons eating my regular vegetarian breakfast, or why would I want a recording from a Ring doorbell of the spastic Evri delivery man depositing another parcel in the wheelie bin? I'm sure this is valuable information to the Chinese government but fuck knows why.

No, I had a little mileometer that attached to the wheel spindle and a cogged wheel was turned by a peg fitted to the spokes. I had it calibrated every two weeks by a laboratory in Cambridge to ensure it remained more reliable then the electrics in a 1980's Alfa Romeo.

If Edward still has to bend over to pick George's shit up off the pavement I fail to see the benefit of any 'assistance' provided. Speaking personally, picking dog shit up would make me mental. No offence Wolfie.

I've found your bike, also in a colour to reflect how your lot acted in the world wars. https://minibikerscycles.co.uk/products/frog-52-20-tour-de-france-limited-edition-yellow Va te faire foutre, you cunt

Funny you mention scaffold and Grifter as the crossbar on mine looked as if it was made from an old scaffold pole.

No, I had one of these. https://www.desertcart.co.il/products/49723286-super-siren-cycle-bike-horn-ambulance-police-amp-fire-engine

I had a Chopper and then a Grifter. I couldn't bring myself to buy the Bomber with the bow curved cross bar and instead brought a Team Murray equivalent that had frame geometry like a Raleigh Burner but with 26" wheels. The Grifter I remember as being the heaviest, most cumbersome piece of shit that I've ever sat my arse on.

It also goes without saying that you graduated from the Raleigh Chipper to a cheap Chinese knock-off of the Raleigh Bomber................ called a Bumber. High on glue spastic.

Raleigh Chipper for infant children.

Chopper Squad?

Abdul has shut his shop since he lost a fortune on buying too many crates of Prime hoping to make a killing from all the fucking mugs paying £30 a bottle, and not realising the arse fell out of the market quicker than the RNLI delivers qualified Iraqi doctors to our shores.