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Everything posted by Dave Umbongo
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How are they going to sign-on if they can't go out?
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"Two little boys had two little toys, each had a 9 inch dildo."......
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I've just watched a BT home Wi-Fi advert with, what I can gather is a gay male couple, one of which is black and the other white. The only thing missing was some sort of physical disability with one of the multi-coloured poofs.
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Couldn't she just retrain to throw spears on an athletics field instead?
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Fuck you lot, I'm in Tier 1.
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Cunts who believe big cats live in the UK
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Cunts who believe big cats live in the UK
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I don't think it was necessary to report that it was a female jaguar after saying it was pregnant unless it really was a freak of nature. -
I use an FFP3 half mask. I wear a FF mask because I ensure I am clean shaven - on my face.
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His delivery manner is more suited to a kids TV programme and personally i don't think you can beat Adrian Chiles's dour delivery on Working Lunch. A financial programme for proper people with money not this Martin Lewis cunt who seems to focus more on how to obtain Gov benefits nowadays.
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That's no fucking defence. If it was, nobody would ever get done for drink driving. "Sorry M'lud, it was the alcohol that muddled my thinking"
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Ummm, a fat bird with red hair that knows a lot. Paging @Mrs Roops to the main board.
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not an echo chamber..............., not an echo chamber..............., not an echo chamber....
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The same can be said for the Chasers, fat bloke, fat woman, black man, Asian man (who also happens to like cock) and then Jenny, the vixen, Ryan as the normal one to satisfy 80% of society.
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As he was born in Camberwell, I don't doubt it.
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Above. Have you forgotten what direction writing goes? It's why its generally referred to as 'writing things DOWN', what you wrote earlier is above. Next week I'll help you distinguish between right and left.
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Not a short stay, I want him to serve his full sentence in such hideous pain that when it's over he has to go to a top security mental hospital because he's chewed his own tongue off.
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https://tedteamsite.wordpress.com/2016/05/22/paul-ward-leeds/amp I want this little fuck weasle to continuously nearly die for the rest of his life, painfully.
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Doormen that aren't very busy at the moment. Can anyone think of someone? Oh, the irony of it.
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Obviously not by the neck, how they were instructed.
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It can't be that difficult to track down an ex-pat that likes fucking French geese, can it?
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Don't be Meanz, have some Beanz.
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What's got you all in a spin?
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If he is at Heathrow I would hope he's running around with a rucksack on his back shouting 'Allahu Akbar' for a laugh.