I see Carol Vorderman has waded in over Labours cutting of the Winter Fuel Allowance, why the fuck should she care? It's not going to decrease her viewing figures, she doesn't even host Countdown anymore.
Starmer and his cohorts are quickly running out of other things to blame, although I have noticed that he has recently laboured ('scuse the pun) the point of how much the party has changed in the last 5 years so it's effectively opened up the floodgates to blame the Blair, Brown and Corbyn leadership as he seems to have thoroughly exhausted the Torys as an excuse in an unbelievably short space of time.
I would need assistance getting on one because there's no way I would willingly get on one of these sporadically running shit boxes of my own volition.
Not technically the cunt, but the cunt is, it's never a detention centre or a large accommodation barge, is it.
I propose that every new illegal migrant is given accomodation, food and a nice new Chinese imported E-scooter to get around on.
Even if it said water resistant to 300metres, like some of mine do, how many people are in a position to utilise the limits of that performance. It's all a fucking con, like putting a speedometer in a car that reads up to 160mph but you have an 850cc 3 cylinder engine under the hood.
The Rolex saying 'Water Resistant to 5ATM' would be as fucked as the previous owner so I wouldn't bother with that one. If this super rich Mike Lynch cunt (not to be confused with the super-cunt Mick Lynch) had most of his assets registered in the UK it might plug some of Rachel Reeves' black hole (fucking disgusting thought) in the finances.
I just remember the horse faced little slag being the 'her' on The Hitman and Her after staggering home from the boozer on a Saturday night. Don't get me wrong, I'd still stick one up her like a rat up a drain pipe but a blow job would be out of the question with those gnashers.