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Dave Umbongo

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  1. Dave Umbongo
    He seems to be performing at this a bit better than in his diving career and therefore I can only assume you need flexible wrists for crocheting.
  2. Dave Umbongo
    In my opinion Admin are doing a sterling job separating fact from fiction.
  3. Dave Umbongo
    ever heard of the phrase 'polishing a turd'
  4. Dave Umbongo
    Makes sense really as there's no cash prize to loot.
  5. Dave Umbongo
    Turd-hole truffle snuffler.
  6. Dave Umbongo
    If they had a doorstep clap to show support for the Bristol Police after a bunch of cunts turned up on Sunday I would be out like a shot.
  7. Dave Umbongo
    You should have told him there was some degenerate lurking in the woods that responds to the name Harold and would rip his dogs arses to shreds.
  8. Dave Umbongo
    Tuesdays weather with Harold. "Ooohhhh!, big Shiny thing." That's the sun you stupid cunt, here look at it through this 400x magnification telescope.
  9. Dave Umbongo
    and 'post transgender mong.' Just saying.
  10. Dave Umbongo
    Look on the bright side Scrotes, she should be chewing on your bratwurst afterwards for making you endure this crap, once she's washed the goose shit off, obviously.
  11. Dave Umbongo
    Why not just pull the dogs front legs apart like a wishbone, that normally does the trick. Then when the owner comes running over just ram HER face into the concrete slipway a couple of times and say, he must have slipped. I fucking hate dogs.
  12. Dave Umbongo
    If he was a homo he would be bothering ganders, you thick fucking featureless cunt.
  13. Dave Umbongo
    I wonder if he'll say anything about the sort of trains that have no doubt been through his mum?
  14. Dave Umbongo
    You mean taller? because it's on wheels.
  15. Dave Umbongo
    Could the culprits be the thieving gyppo scum from the caravan next door to yours?
  16. Dave Umbongo
    I wouldn't use them for '99' or even a '69'. Urghhh!
  17. Dave Umbongo
    I imagine you would try and make him sing, not with a piano, but your organ, you filthy homo. And tell me, why is it everytime I think of one of your shitty videos it reminds me of an L S Lowry painting?
  18. Dave Umbongo
    ....and sit down to take a piss like Pen,......no, I mean Gypps.
  19. Dave Umbongo
    .....and struggle to drive the Bedford Rascal or reverse it into a parking space without kerbing the wheels.
  20. Dave Umbongo
    Poof.
  21. Dave Umbongo
    If you spewed up over your mattress in the back of the Rascal then at least it would hide some of the suspicious stains, every cloud.
  22. Dave Umbongo
    Reading about the amount of posters that have had the vaccine this past week gives us an idea that you're over 50 yrs old, either that or there are underlying health conditions. For one or two of you, I hope they're life shortening. Fuck off.
  23. Dave Umbongo
    BLM Black Labour-activists Matter
  24. Dave Umbongo
    I had the the Oxford AZ one and they might as well tickled me with a feather. No fucking effect whatsoever, like drinking 5 litres of Kaliber. You fucking lightweight.
  25. Dave Umbongo
    If you paid attention to the black bints name you would quickly realise she had already been nommed yesterday, you total cuntbreed. Now write out 100 times, 'Must do better'
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