Dave Umbongo

It looks as though the 'B' in BAFTA stands for 'black' and not British.

I wonder if she tested positive for Covid in the last 28days as she seems the type that would refuse the vaccine through fear of how much weight she would put on, either that or the end of the needle would come out the other side of her arm.

Yes, he's probably got imaginary gout from all the imaginary caviar and champagne he quaffs.

Frank uses sock suspenders as his legs are so thin even the modern lycra ones can't get a tight enough grip.

Let me offer some assistance, the one that resembles the shape of the right foot goes on the right foot, the other one goes on the foot without a sock on it. Happy to help. ps. Sensible people wear their socks inside out so that the joining seam at the toe is on the outside and therefore more comfortable for the wearer.

What did she die of? Dust inhalation?

Shouldn't this post be on Grindr rather than here?

Fatty hasn't posted for a couple of days and he was stupendously rich. What are the chances??

You'll always be a number 2 in my eyes Frank, you piece of shit.

He might have decided now was the time to go into a care home and the murderer thought all his fortune / their inheritance would be spent by the care home in 7-8 months time.

Better than having a brown one because you still haven't figured out what toilet paper is for.

Did it belong to Pen?, she's got a cock. LoL.

The closest women should get to mens sport is washing and ironing the kit. Fuck off Lesbo's.

Pen has a twin??

Brigette Nielsen was great.

The clue is in the name, easy access for the rest of the Queens.

You could talk about mens cocks or, if you're chatting with Pen, hers.

You make Laurel look fat, although, to be fair Mings rotting corpse probably still has more muscles on her legs than you. Idiot.

Silence woman! The men are talking about cars.

Crazy.

The question someone should have asked 20 pages ago.

Like a lesbian sandwich filling.

Neil MkII will be infinitely more successful at sneaking up on unsuspecting victims than the current incumbent as, the rate things are going even a crappy van like a Bedford Rascal will be electric in 25 years time.

Fucking hell, is that outside The Forum in Norwich?

Is this the racist dogs thread??