Dave Umbongo

I hear Alan Titchmarsh has also been guilty of this throughout his career.

This would be funny if I couldn't imagine his legal team in a brainstorm meeting trying to come up with the best 'iz it coz I'm bleck' defence.

He's got to be a cunt for starting the builder fashion faux pas of a lumberjack shirt, joggers and great big fuck off pair of trawlermans braces to finish the ensemble off.

......accused of sexual inappropriateness. Noel Clarke mainly of Dr Who fame but I believe he has produced some other shit as well. I don't imagine the BBC will show any support as, other than being unwanted, his sexual demeanor is not gay or involves acts of paedophilia. What a fucking up his own arse fucking cunt.

Where for art thou Alf?

Does anyone find it strange that there are no women in the line up?, with the name Diversity as well, who would have thought it.

What people seem to have forgotten is, in order to spread a virus at all you need to have the virus present. Think of it as like making Marmite on toast where toast is the nursing home and the Marmite is the virus. You've just made your toast with lots of burnt crispy bits on it that no fucker wants and you get your Marmite out of the cupboard to find that some cunt has used the last of it and put the empty jar back - You're not fucking spreading anything on your toast, I 100% guarantee it. What do you think of those stats?

Shortly after getting thrown out of the pub called The Cock

when you go to your golf club do you have your own balls or do you play with somebody else's? lol.

At least Line of Duty has got a bit more substance to it then the previous who-dunnit scripts such as in Dallas and Bobby Ewing getting shot in the shower and 'Who shot Phil?' again........, and again..... I bet you watch the Great British Sewing Bee so you can fashion your own plushie for Keef to wank over.

It all makes sense now. A little furry pet called Gordon that he no doubt called Gay Gordon before shoving him up his arse and broadcasting from the inside of a cupboard. The icing and cherry on the cake would be if he was photographed going to play golf after attending church on Sunday morning and he will then be forever known as 'King of the Arse Bandits'

If ever there was a reason to resurrect MFI and for what the acronym stood for this surely must be it.

Rumours are that Line of Duty series 7 is going to be about corrupt police issuing Covid fines

I think VAG flog bits to the Spaniards for the Seats, but because they are still assembled by dozy, siesta types build quality is a bit suspect whereas if you purchased a Skoda in the mid 90's it was assembled better than the VW / Audis as a new Skoda assembly plant was built in Czechoslovakia making it the most technically advanced in Europe at the time. Enough talk about cars as this post is rapidly becoming a Lady P / trains / railway borefest.

i previously had a Skoda Fabia estate, 1.6 petrol mind, as it was the VAG engine and running gear. The 1.3 petrol still retained the Skoda engine and that was a fucking joke. Some cunt nicked the Skoda badge from the bonnet when it was parked in a mutli-storey in Chelmsford. Fucking wankers.

Don't let it go to your head, it's comparable to getting a Facebook friend request from Dominic cummings.

You did drive an Audi, Skoda has been part of the VW / Audi group since 1991. Your car just had a different badge on it.

I doubt you have forgotten about your massive, swinging third leg.

Walkers??

I don't consider myself qualified to have an opinion on such a niche nom. I'm out.

I liked The Green Mile, an innocent black man gets killed. A great film but obviously a load of made up bollocks as that would never happen.

You remind me of an iceberg Harold, as in not much up top. You stupid cunt.

I bet those stupid cunts in India wished they'd invested in something useful like vaccines rather than a fucking space rocket. Serve the dirty cunts right.

I had my 1st one 16 march and suffered no ill effects at all, in fact I felt energised enough to do a few press ups and swing a kettlebell around for 40 minutes a couple of hours afterwards. I feel a bit cheated.

The left isn't going to throw too much shit as regardless of party, MP's are just pigs at the trough.