Give me an 'R', give me an 'A', give me a double 'T', give me an 'L', give me an 'E', give me a 'D'. What have you got?
Irony isn't what your mum does to your y-fronts, you div.
This cunt couldn't speak highly enough of the whiteness of the crisp bedsheets when coining it in with the Premier Inn advertisement. Fucking double standards (black sheets matter) cunt.
I would tell my neighbours to get fucked but one of them as got a miniature ice puck super glued to the side of their head and the other has 'excessive ear wax'. In summary, they're both deaf cunts so I tell them anything I fucking like anyhow and they just grin and nod.
Thanks for fucking reminding me that this cunt will grace us with his annual appearance leading up to comic relief sometime in March. Lenny is the reason I stumbled upon this site.
I presume (and hope) the lip wound was on your face but I've just seen my digested tea again momentarily thinking of the alternative. Fucking sick or what.
1 in 12,972.
I would prefer it if you had rounded up to 4 decimal places rather than down to 5 dp.
In actual fact though I understand the Wordle game only has approximately 2,500 varied words to guess.
The only way this story can conclude to my satisfaction would be if some scientist boffins discovered that Bengal cats are prolific sickle cell carriers.
Well someone asked another footballist their opinion on this fuck-storm, and it was none other than team-mate Michail Antonio so don't expect an enlightened response. Fuckwit No2, Michail retorted with his own question, "Is it any worse than racism?" How can physical harm be compared to racism? Or is Michail not bothered because it was a cat? I've think you've been practicing too many headers you thick cunt.
Perhaps he's aiming to be the most despised cunt in Europe and clearly being a football iron, playing for West Ham, being bleck and being a fucking frog wasn't enough so he's decided to put the cherry on the top and polish it off with animal cruelty. Job done. This frenchie deserves a good going over with a rasp and some malt vinegar for a few hours.