Dave Umbongo

Good to see the hybrid French goose has still got hands for waving a white flag.

11 years! Fucking hell, that Beko freezer you've got her stashed in must be just about ready to give up the ghost, quite literally.

Only cunts dye their hair - I'm sure it suits you but, couldn't you just die instead. Best of luck with your young cloggy, I bet she's taller than you and got bigger hands.

Aren't you worried about Ming's corpse defrosting in the pending heatwave?

Made from bloaters caught in UK waters no doubt, you filthy fucking frog.

What if Pen was out walking her dog. Would you still charge her £100 and send her to Rwanda?? Lol

Talking of cunts, I hope PanzySpacker has been climbing on top of bonfires. OverjoyedAtSuchJoyousBigBollockNews

"Alright love, have you been eating scampi flavour fries and what are those red marks on the side of your neck, it looks like dried blood". Yes, this will definitely attract a man. Fucking disgusting.

"I can smell you're a cunt"

Now chucked his hat in for the leader of the conservative party role. I know 'past performance is not an indicator of future performance' but FFS, what a fucking useless cunt. He reminds me of @Ape™️

I'm also with EDF and they keep trying to install a smart meter in my hovel too, I tell them to Va te faire foutre, the fucking froggy cunts understand that, don't they Wivvers?

Released today. All my financial worth and possessions to anyone who brings me this repulsive slags head on a stick.

Do you think she's earned that and more for letting the obese fucktard shoot his love juice in her egg tunnel?

The little fucking poof will be reading the weather for the BBC next.

Okay. You filthy fucking necrophiliac whore. Can you remember to put her back after you've dug her up.

I don't think he would need money with you, would he? The moniker of him being called the 'elephant man' would have you foaming at the gash for his trunk of a cock, you filthy fucking whore.

All that garb and the stupid cunt forgets to wear a fucking wig to cover up what must be the first thing any right minded individual would want to change. Ginger fucking hair, it's fucking disgusting.

Yes, will teeth implants ruin the steering wheel of an imaginary M4?

Selfish slag. What's wrong with adopting an unwanted child rather than experimenting to grow your own one with a chemistry set.

The sexual tension between you two is immense. Why the fuck don't you just meet up and bum each other into oblivion to give the rest of us a break.

The only thing I'm imagining now is you trying to get in your oven and licking all around the door seals. Why do you think that is?

I don't know really, I just wanted readers to visualise Big Kazzas capacious fanny while eating their breakfast. 😁

You hypocritical freak. What do you call her BIG Kazza for? I don't imagine it's for her gigantic breasts, capacious fanny or her height, is it.

Like I alluded to in another post, there's not many darkies in Norfolk so our policeman have to practice some good old police brutality on other, alternative members of society. The stupid slag Isn't worthy of any civil unrest as a result as a show of support from members of the public, a la George Floyd because a) they don't give a fuck and think she deserved it, b) she's not a minority as there are unfortunately 1000's of chavvy little slags like her in Norfolk (mainly in Thetford and Great Yarmouth) and c) she's white. If you're still in the area I highly recommend you visit The Castle PH at the bottom of Ketts Hill, especially if you're good at pool or other ball games.

Does a falling tree in the middle of a wood make a sound? Can you be a fat ugly cunt if you cannot see you're a fat ugly cunt? Dr Bigbollock has cracked the real reason this cubic zirconia of a jewel has gone and fucked her balls up.