Oh for fucks sake. It's now going to be even more difficult for me to carry around small change in my pocket with coins that have got a lump on one side to accommodate the profile of jug-ears.
I've got wood! Not that sort, you fucking poof. Lots of seasoned wood for my multi-fuel stove. Some nights I light it just by igniting my breath, vodka is best.
Well it looks as though Priti Patel is resigning as home secretary so I'm going to propose that @Eric Cuntman is considered for the role as I think he would be just slightly more enthusiastic about controlling illegal migration......or any other form of migration that only involves foreigners.