Dave Umbongo
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So, no white actors available to play any characters in the tribe. Racist typecasting.
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Now that's a mental image I can do without at this time of night. Sweet dreams everyone.
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To stop your massive fucking bell-end poking out the front of your clothing.
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Horrified Suburbanite or Hypersensitive Snowflake???
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If I remember correctly you were upsetting other members in a similar fashion exactly 28 days ago. I wonder what it could bloody be??
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Good evening Neil. Have you been on holiday?
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If the cap fits.......
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I have to admit that I didn't fully consider how this would work. How did that kid manage it with the TikTok self strangulation challenge?, you know, the one that certain members fawn over like Frank does with the McCanns.
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Hello Ape. Now that you're here, make me laugh without posting a snuff video of yourself.
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It'll be interesting to see which sad cunts aren't logged on at 8pm tonight.
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I thought you had accidentally posted a PM to Ape on the main board when I read the first 5 words of this. Well done.
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I'm expecting your mong-like boyfriend Ape to be along tonight leaping to your defence. I'm surprised he hasn't been on already unless he's currently in a 24 hour queue to see the lizard queen with the other mongs.
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Glug! Glug! Rattled?
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Was he white? That may be the answer to the absence of violence and civil unrest.
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Fuck the England cricket cuntbreeds, what about the Indian and Pakistani cricket cuntbreeds currently kicking off around Leicester UK. Fucking rock throwing neanderthals should stick to fucking their own country up.
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This election always was engineered for Kamala Harris. I'm just surprised it's taking this long and I can only assume they've got something big in the pipeline to blame on dozy joesy.
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Your retorts to Cuntybaws make you look like a floundering Stuart Lubbock - you're out of your depth.
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So when and how much bodyweight the GP rider shifts on the seat doesn't demonstrate significantly more skill?? You're as fucking retarded as your boyfriend.
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I always imagined Eddie being older than 19. Why would he do that in a five mile long queue of people?, there wouldn't have been a shortage of witnesses when he got his little maggot out.
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Neil is always up for a bit, if you're interested Frank.
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If I'm going to queue for 16 hours I want a fucking share of the inheritance, 0.05% would see me alright.
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Why hasn't her gravitational field caused the tide to come in?
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Do You Think Harry and William Swap They're Wives ?
Dave Umbongo replied to peglegtwo's topic in The Corner
Get that fucking blancmange of a brain you've got firing a bit quicker next time, you dozy spastic. Humour isn't as funny if you've got to explain it to mong's. -
Do You Think Harry and William Swap They're Wives ?
Dave Umbongo replied to peglegtwo's topic in The Corner
Got it. You're okay with the subtle inference that you're a raving homo though?? -
Bullshit. Riding a MotoGP bike well requires significantly more rider skill to get the best out of the machine than a driver in an F1 car. You're beginning to look more and more like Pen MkII every day, minus a cock, obviously.
