Dave Umbongo

What if you already look like John Merrick...................as well as being dyslexic?

Sure, but with inflation running amok I'm not convinced that would even buy one bottle of bleach.

I fucking have. I didn't realise people who have lived in shitty, council-run shanty towns posted on here. What have you got to say for yourself, @Roadkill?

If I wanted your opinion on anything that I had produced I would have posted a picture of my early morning log, you scat obsessed freak.

There's no post to quote Ape. I just felt like randomly calling you a boring cunt after me suggesting Kwasi's surname would be better if it was Modo. Get it? Now I don't want you getting the hump too. Lol, lol, lol.

Mr Modo is going to have the right hump with all this criticism about his 'mini- budget'. Fuck off Ape, you boring fucking cunt.

Hello Mr Charisma.

If only he had a rope in his hand and a small stool.

Rumour has it that his uncle who is a crown prince in Ghana has just won the state lottery and wants to deposit the whole winnings of £25million into the UKGov bank account if he just pays the transfer fees. Problem solved.

It's an oblique spheroid, you thick cunt.

If 'he' is a typical tree hugging (probably Art) student weighing a borderline anorexic 9 stone then double his weight means she was pushing the needle up to 18 stone. How the fuck did he know his spindle cock was in her Clam bucket and not just an 'apron fold'??

I thought you and Ape could Chuckle at anything. To me, to you....

Do you think Ape would want to fiddle with your joy-stick. I say stick, I've heard it's more like a branch or a bough.

Mentally, I think we've all confirmed that ourselves. What about physically? For work, I assume you mean function.

I know, you just can't deny the quality in the posts. Look and learn

I'm confused Wolfie. Are you or are you not obsessed with scat??

Spot on Neil. Great response to this pile of shit nom.

Dr1nK bleecH, kuNt

Kyll yawself, thik kunt.

Keel urself, fik cunt

HIM book, benders.

3 days. It allowed me to watch telly uninterrupted, unfortunately it was all bollocks about burying the lizard queen.

To go with the smell of BO and garlic from the rest of your shite gite.

Fuck off you cunt. I'm just back from a ban for talking about one of Eric's hats.

Don't they call them a King Charles now?