The fact you had to ask leads me to believe that you're just as much of an easily offended, left-footed snowflake as the so-called geezer that got touched up by this half decent looking bird. If she touched me up on an escalator I would definitely be going up, I suppose you would be droning (excuse the pun, bloo funder) on to the BTP about how another hand, other than your own, touched your little joystick (excuse the pun, again)
Fuck off you boringly predictable twat