Dave Umbongo

Probably the only gay one too, in reality.

Reported for being one of the 'Too many useless non-cunts'

HR along with the IT department, upon introduction, simply existed to assist and facilitate elements of the profit making / service providing parts of the business. Now, the self important cunts think they run the business - Tail wagging the dog comes to mind! Why the fuck do I have to change the way I work, which is most efficient for me and the business, just to enter shitty fucking figures on a piece of software developed in China to keep the little nips in a sweatshop in-line.

This post makes you look exactly like one of these jobsworth wankers this nom. is all about.

This bunch of volunteer cunts whose existence relies on charitable donations from Johnny English has 'invested' some of its funds in a product called SeaSteps which allow it to rescue multiple casualties* from the sea. The RNLI was called out over 900 times to provide assistance to these casualties* which resulted in saving the lives of 108 of these casualties* (* Illegal migrants - one of which may have been busy in Nottingham recently, you never know)

Fuck off, or I'll knock your teeth out - I have an Allen key, you know.

The thick cunt is void of any sentient thought or imagination. Polystyrene cement fumes have fucked what few cells he had up top, I imagine.

Did you run out of vaseline? And, I imagine they were a Childs size 0 if you fucked them, and they would still be too big.

I brew my own cider following the naming convention of 'K'. 'L' was a bit of a disaster and 'M', 'N' and 'O' were a slight improvement, I'm now drinking 'P'. Fuck off.

Yes, and your noms that you regularly post........well,...........never, are so much better. People in glass houses shouldn't fly toy helicopters, oops, I mean throw stones. Thick cunt.

I'm going to moan because you've spelt Boris with two 'r's in the headline. What happened, your ginormous bell-end hit the keyboard, or something??

Yes, and Fred West was the best gardener ever. Fuck off

How fucking terrible that this young boy has lost his life riding his e-bike, I would have felt so much better if the stupid cunt had put the thing on charge in his house and the Li-ion batteries went into thermal overrun in the middle of the night. That way the entire family of stupid fucking inbreds could have perished horribly in a house fire. That'll fucking learn 'em.

The French seem to be fucking shit at aiming their guns though as they only managed to hit him in the legs rather than in the head.

I had a Chinese last night.

Just so you know, I only gave you likes because I wanted to make sure my bin got emptied the next day.

The thing is with these Greg Secker cunts is that they're very much like that shit arse property show Homes Under the Hammer in that they can't fucking wait to tell you about how successfully they've flipped a property and made mega-bucks. You could make a lot more episodes of this show if you focused on the ones that fucked it up and lost shit-loads. The same with Greg, he never speaks about the losses. Cunt. He's just selling a mythical dream to gullible twats that might have a pound or two to spend on this cunt rather than a scratchcard.

Thanks, but I only drink Bud Light now after their stupendously successful ad. campaign and anyhow, football is for irons.

Jesus fucking Christ. Have you not read any of Apes comments?

Sober up FFS, this little rant makes it sound as if you're 3 ply sheets to the wind. Don't make threats when you're as tough as Value arse paper.

And another banned breed has killed a person. Okay so it was a 70 year old woman who was probably more skeletal than Francis so it could have simply been a case of mistaken identity by the dog.

Not enough of the dirty little cunts from the quickest growing population.

are you telling us you sit down to take a piss?

I've got a tin of Bush's Best baked beans with my tea tonight. What do you think of that?

I'll just assume you're a cock-less mortgage paying twat from the above response. You should have made more effort to get out of the retards class at school so you could get a decent job rather than something that's akin to stacking value tins of beans in Farmfoods.