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Everything posted by Dave Umbongo
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You stupid fucking retard. Just buy a couple of 500mm long extenders and you can put them where you like.
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A good suggestion other than the fact that within all these highly qualified engineers and doctors there are also numerous expert vets that would make James Herriot look like a trainee, apparently. Goat gynaecology a speciality.
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Does anyone else think it's weird that a woman with batman in her name was once accused of 'Robin' from a charity? Fuck right off, cunts.
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Oh fuck it, Happy New Year!, I have it on good authority David's middle initial began with an 'R'.
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It's after 19:30, you antiquated AM/PM cunt. What have you got to say about that then? Have you been sniffing polystyrene cement again while building kids Airfix models?
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Fr-Huw The Keyhole
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No, I've got a brown one after muff diving a girl who just received an Alabama Hot Pocket. Enjoy your fucking tea. Lol
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Don't forget riding on the back of actual talented comedians with the Red Nose Day shit.
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Talking of act, did you catch the Jack Caroll CP cunt in Coronation Street last night - you know the 'comedian' that didn't win BGT - I guess he can't be that bad then. Anyhow, he can't fucking act for Diazepam, or toffee.
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I sense an affiliation to Rosie's condition here, I've long suspected you're a dribbling fucking spastic too, can it be fact??
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Well, it seems like Liverpool might get knocked off the top spot for the most 'Woe is me' location this year thanks to a tornado hitting Manchester. https://news.sky.com/story/uk-weather-live-updates-travel-disruption-expected-with-wet-and-windy-warnings-in-place-as-uk-braces-for-storm-gerrit-13038118 Where the fuck is Bob and Midge to organise a benefit gig to raise some funds to repair these hovels, we need to raise at least £120 to polish this pile of shit, in my estimations.
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@King Billy thoughts?? and a pricelist from your dentist for a set of gnashers, Royal Doulton ones, obviously.
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Fuck off Bloo Funda 🚁
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Probably demonstrating how to get the legs of a goose out of the front of your jack boots without ripping your helmet off.
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I was waiting for a couple to ping off and hit Laura squarely in the face......... improving her looks significantly.
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I'm actually surprised they haven't retitled it to BBC Sports Themality
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A totally reasonable nomination, if the teachers were doing their job properly rather than just issuing hand-outs or putting videos on, Ofsted wouldn't have to go around identifying all the shit ('requires improvement') schools full of shit teachers.
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He looks like a young Prince Andrew, read into that what you will.
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I caught the first half of MasterChef tonight and they were in a restaurant in Denmark which specialised in using the crap bodyparts that even KFC would bin, you know shit like cows udder, pigs wind-pipe, tongue.....🤮. I was somewhat disappointed they didn't have any cocks or fannies though as I would imagine Sean Pertwee would deliver, "Tom has flambéed a pigs cock with some lambs piss flaps in a squid ink jus", quite expertly.
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The connection being both of the cunts are costing the UK taxpayer a shit load of cash............and they fucking smell awful.
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Where was the father?? Out looting, mugging, raping or heavily involved in some County Line deal, no doubt.
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It doesn't say what colour the policeman was.....you know..., for context.
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Better than that Marcus Smith fucking helium-weight specimen of skin and bones with a floppy hairdo.
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It's funny but I always imagined that your mates would have names like Leroy, Delroy or Kunte-Kinte. Fuck off
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That's grim. Do you want to buy a parrot? You know, just incase the antibiotics don't work and they have to revert to Plan B.
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