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Dave Umbongo

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  1. Dave Umbongo
    He's also got a massive fucking chip on his shoulder
  2. Dave Umbongo
    Just an observation but, in terms of performance this must be the worst nom. ever posted. Let me summarise, posted on 27 December 2019, one reply on 27 December 2019 (that was me. Oops!), then the next (2nd) reply on the 16 Fenruary 2020. To say the subject has not resonated with the other members would be a mild fucking understatement indeed. Now, with that evidence, up your fucking game FFS. With all due respect, CBB
  3. Dave Umbongo
    Fuck, you watch some shit. Quest Red is where you ought to be looking, more tits 'n ass than even you can handle, infact there's fucking tons of it - My 600lb Life.
  4. Dave Umbongo
    What did they do, forget to salt the fries or miss the pickled gherkin??
  5. Dave Umbongo
    And if you used cherryade instead of water it menstruated. Weird and sick!
  6. Dave Umbongo
    I think you're not a cunt as long as you wear your watch on your wrist and not on your ankle like that orange, halfwit cunt Joey (deakin) Essex. I also understand that he couldn't even tell the fucking time so there's no point for this Gormo to have a watch.
  7. Dave Umbongo
    And girls in blue. You sexist cunt
  8. Dave Umbongo

    Sajid Javid

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    I beg to differ. It is neither 2 3/8" in diameter or, more remarkably, not brilliant white. I would say it bears a closer resemblance to the 4 point ball in snooker in colour but unfortunately you don't hit this one directly with a stick.
  9. Dave Umbongo
    The fat fucking ignorant slag reminds me of a younger Dianne Abbott. She should do humanity and the UK a favour and just succumb to sudden adult death syndrome. No offence intended.
  10. Dave Umbongo
    More like Ross Noble.
  11. Dave Umbongo
    Exactly! You've only got to look and see how many golfers and model helicopter enthusiasts abstained from taking it up the bum-hole when AIDS was introduced to the UK. And anyhow, have you noticed that God seems to have a sense of humour because apparently Coronavirus is spread from the fucking chunk savages killing and eating pandolins. They even use the scales in traditional medicine, oh the irony. Well done Allah / God* *delete as appropriate.
  12. Dave Umbongo
    Presumably they all travelled to the Cairngorms in zero carbon transport otherwise it would be very disappointing if they used ICE vehicles or even flew up there. Fucking hypocritical BBC cunts.
  13. Dave Umbongo
    'I know of vegetarians who don't eat meat but that doesn't stop them from wearing shoes' * *(Matron to Archer, circa 1979)
  14. Dave Umbongo
    I wouldn't dirty my hand. Last weeks sock with a snooker ball in it would be my weapon of choice.
  15. Dave Umbongo
    I would have considered giving his missus one a few years back. Not anymore though, there's probably shit deposits from Phil's cock in her minge.
  16. Dave Umbongo
    I can't really see the significance of a reddish coloured buffalo unless you mean a 'rogue' one.
  17. Dave Umbongo
    I bet she's regretting it now if Michael out-stays his welcome like his old man.
  18. Dave Umbongo
    Other toolkits are available, Mass Integration of Non-Gender Entities being one. This toolkit sits just below the TITS.
  19. Dave Umbongo
    Prehaps England should get the vote on Scottish independence. After this latest debacle I would quite happily annexe the Buckfast and haggis eating jocks. No offence to any non-paedo jocks.
  20. Dave Umbongo
    Blackanory.
  21. Dave Umbongo
    It doesn't end with parking spaces. Check out what one old cunt wants their neighbours to do in Winchester Tower in Norwich. I know it's an old cunt because Winchester Tower is the only 16 storey block in Norwich, and probably the world, that has a strict over 55's policy.
  22. Dave Umbongo
    I wouldn't ever have a drink with Decs, for a start The Castle doesn't have level access, that isn't the main reason I dont drink in his favourite watering hole though.
  23. Dave Umbongo
    Just fucking super glue his cone to the tarmac for him. That'll teach the cunt, unless he happens to be German then securing things by 'reserving' them with towels and other such possessions, for later use, is part of their genetic make up unfortunately
  24. Dave Umbongo
    I thought you would be soft on them as it is your year.
  25. Dave Umbongo
    A Great Aryan!
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