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Dave Umbongo

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  1. Dave Umbongo
    How are they going to sign-on if they can't go out?
  2. Dave Umbongo
    "Two little boys had two little toys, each had a 9 inch dildo."......
  3. Dave Umbongo
    I've just watched a BT home Wi-Fi advert with, what I can gather is a gay male couple, one of which is black and the other white. The only thing missing was some sort of physical disability with one of the multi-coloured poofs.
  4. Dave Umbongo
    Couldn't she just retrain to throw spears on an athletics field instead?
  5. Dave Umbongo
    And only stupid cunts feel the need to make posts like the one above.
  6. Dave Umbongo
    Only sad cunts quote their own post.
  7. Dave Umbongo
    Fuck you lot, I'm in Tier 1.
  8. Dave Umbongo
    It would have to be a Snow Leopard to hang around anywhere near Scotland, the weather's that shit.
  9. Dave Umbongo
    I don't think it was necessary to report that it was a female jaguar after saying it was pregnant unless it really was a freak of nature.
  10. Dave Umbongo
    I use an FFP3 half mask. I wear a FF mask because I ensure I am clean shaven - on my face.
  11. Dave Umbongo
    His delivery manner is more suited to a kids TV programme and personally i don't think you can beat Adrian Chiles's dour delivery on Working Lunch. A financial programme for proper people with money not this Martin Lewis cunt who seems to focus more on how to obtain Gov benefits nowadays.
  12. Dave Umbongo
    That's no fucking defence. If it was, nobody would ever get done for drink driving. "Sorry M'lud, it was the alcohol that muddled my thinking"
  13. Dave Umbongo
    Ummm, a fat bird with red hair that knows a lot. Paging @Mrs Roops to the main board.
  14. Dave Umbongo
    not an echo chamber..............., not an echo chamber..............., not an echo chamber....
  15. Dave Umbongo
    The same can be said for the Chasers, fat bloke, fat woman, black man, Asian man (who also happens to like cock) and then Jenny, the vixen, Ryan as the normal one to satisfy 80% of society.
  16. Dave Umbongo
    As he was born in Camberwell, I don't doubt it.
  17. Dave Umbongo
    Above. Have you forgotten what direction writing goes? It's why its generally referred to as 'writing things DOWN', what you wrote earlier is above. Next week I'll help you distinguish between right and left.
  18. Dave Umbongo
    Not a short stay, I want him to serve his full sentence in such hideous pain that when it's over he has to go to a top security mental hospital because he's chewed his own tongue off.
  19. Dave Umbongo
    https://tedteamsite.wordpress.com/2016/05/22/paul-ward-leeds/amp I want this little fuck weasle to continuously nearly die for the rest of his life, painfully.
  20. Dave Umbongo
    Doormen that aren't very busy at the moment. Can anyone think of someone? Oh, the irony of it.
  21. Dave Umbongo
    Obviously not by the neck, how they were instructed.
  22. Dave Umbongo
    It can't be that difficult to track down an ex-pat that likes fucking French geese, can it?
  23. Dave Umbongo
    Don't be Meanz, have some Beanz.
  24. Dave Umbongo
    What's got you all in a spin?
  25. Dave Umbongo
    If he is at Heathrow I would hope he's running around with a rucksack on his back shouting 'Allahu Akbar' for a laugh.
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