Miles

Fuck Harry Styles Viaduct .. Holmes Chapel is a dump.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c204gz9glrro

4 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said:

I would imagine it's unpopular with certain women that they're NOT objects of desire and lust - anyone fancy a shag with Harvey's mum behind her dustbin? 🤮

But you would wouldn't you and so qould @Jake The Muss?

9 hours ago, ratcum said:

fuck off

Half wit

21 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

This vile little demi-human is crying all over the news today because she “was forced to crawl” off a train. She gets fuck all sympathy from me here, not least because she actually got some medals for rolling once, so if any cunt is qualified to get off a train it’s her.

It turns out that she had arranged for assistance on arriving at Kings Cross on the 19:15 from Leeds. However, the pinch-faced pixie missed that train and travelled on a later one instead, and couldn’t be bothered to let anyone know. She then refused help from station staff on arrival because “they were just cleaners”. Funnily enough, she found time to take pictures of the platform and her luggage to use as evidence of her martyrdom afterwards.

If I was in charge of LNER then rather than apologise I’d ban the genetically defective squint little troll from ever travelling on one of my trains ever again.

Have you never been legless when getting off a train?

21 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

This vile little demi-human is crying all over the news today because she “was forced to crawl” off a train. She gets fuck all sympathy from me here, not least because she actually got some medals for rolling once, so if any cunt is qualified to get off a train it’s her.

It turns out that she had arranged for assistance on arriving at Kings Cross on the 19:15 from Leeds. However, the pinch-faced pixie missed that train and travelled on a later one instead, and couldn’t be bothered to let anyone know. She then refused help from station staff on arrival because “they were just cleaners”. Funnily enough, she found time to take pictures of the platform and her luggage to use as evidence of her martyrdom afterwards.

If I was in charge of LNER then rather than apologise I’d ban the genetically defective squint little troll from ever travelling on one of my trains ever again.

She could be on a loser with his one .. refusing help from station staff could breach the "what is reasonable" part of the DDA legislation .. depends on how astute LNER's solicitors are.

5 hours ago, Wink McAndrew said:

Got you frothing at the gash has he? A lifetime ban from Chester Zoo for forcing yourself on monkeys must be hard.

Do you look like a Monkey or even an Ape? @Ape™️ could teach you to be funny.

2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

He's certainly got those bony legs under the BBC radio table.   I'm not sure whether ANY MP from the last or this parliament has any plausibility or shred of credibility.  He's about as trustworthy as Huw Edwards with a £100 Google Play voucher. 

I have bever had a BBC Radio table but I have had a BBC Computer .. I replaced it with a Tatung Einstein.

4 hours ago, ratcum said:

Interesting postulate Gypo.

I've yet to meet a pleasant anthropomorphic creature, whose motility is afforded by means of wheels. As for the profoundly deaf, they're just cunts.

I am profoundly deaf on the right hand side .. are you implying that I am only half a cunt?

Rory Stewart looks like a monkey

On 26/08/2024 at 18:17, Ape™️ said:

Probably the same reason you’ve got rid of your avatar image, troll.

@Ape™️ you need to calm down.

11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Eat shit. Olive wog.

Send 'em back!

10 hours ago, ratcum said:

Spot on CB. 

The deranged Welsh trolley dolly is just desperate to manufacture these situations. All it will achieve is a department in GNER entirely devoted to meeting the needs of Tiny Gray Twatson, while other users still have to open doors and walk. As for the BBC's Frank '5 Shot' Gardner, the cunt complains when he's helped and when he's not. 

Jewdy would not have been amused.

2 hours ago, Wink McAndrew said:

'A winky winky woooo.., how many miscarries pour vous?'

 

@Wolfie and @Dyslexic cnut are true experts in "unfunnyness".

5 hours ago, Wink McAndrew said:

A winky winky wooo, you think I'm a joooo?

A poooooof

12 hours ago, Wink McAndrew said:

Victor Meldrew, Victor Meldrew! 

I do not like you Winklestein.

On 24/08/2024 at 18:09, Mike Hunt said:

"Shall we Christen him Jermaine or Hugh?"

"Can't call him Hugh, he'll turn out an arsehole".

I think I know where huw are going with this one.

On 21/08/2024 at 22:47, ChildeHarold said:

Why don't you fuck off as well or at least remind us of your gargantuan wit with a funny nom or something. 

 Bitch. 

🤣😂🤣

52 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I thought at first it was Frank's yacht but his mast isn't that big

 

It looks like Punkers might not get his EPNS lobster pick set back.

7 hours ago, ratcum said:

Spot on Scrotals. If it's not Mr. Christ, it's some ghastly oik in Currys or one of those River Top Next emporia

Rat

GOD ALMIGHTY!

On 19/08/2024 at 23:23, Mike Hunt said:

He always kept his clothes on when I saw him on Blue Peter.

And a BIG Beard.

16 hours ago, ratcum said:

Alright Decs? 

Ironically, anyone called Jermaine simply won't be germane to any discussion I could possibly be a part of. Same goes for Jade, Chelsea, Connor, Liam, Lee and any of those made up names favoured by American blacks.  

What about these white cunts who use surnames like Ryan, Mason etc as CHRISTIAN names .. Jesus!

23 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

The Harold is of the @Miles mould, DC. No matter how much is thrown at them and how much of a spastic they make of themselves, they carry on oblivious to it all. Harold will give Mrs Roops the ammunition to kill himself, he wishes he was dead anyways. 

Not long now.

 

How long for you Windrush?

11 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Talking about trees, am I the only cunt on this planet who thought someone chopping down that tree at Hadrians Wall, funny? 

Yes

52 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

This is King Billy's neurological condition talking.  Is he pulling your strings? 

Nobody pulls @Frank's strings.

42 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

You see I left him OUT! 😅 

One example he gave of his "autism was that when he looked at a tree he saw a complicated network of connection spreading out from its branches and twigs .. if he was actually seeing what he was describing he would be unable to function .. he simply sounded as if he was describing something that he had read rather something he himself was actually seeing.